Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Yea verily it has come to pass: the Year 2012 is upon us!
Will this year be the one in which Sybil realizes "Oh crap! I won't be getting AIDS Money forever. And two years of a decent-paying job haven't racked up enough Social Security for me to retire on. Perhaps I should rejoin the world of work and show the people of this planet that I DO have what it takes to be successful!"
Or will she just wallow in her usual trough of various deadly sins and spend her time playing the victim while the benefits run out?
Oh, sing with us! "The Bum's PINK PANTIES, 11 greasy cockrings, 10 gin martinis, 9 pounds of taters, 8 bills for payin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 thugs a humping, FIIIIVE PAYDAY LOANS, 4 sworn out warrants, 3 Natty Ice, 2 nasty pigs feet and a complaiiiiiiint to the I C Threeeeeeeeeee!"
But we're sure Sybil will be nagging Santa for more... MORE MORE!!!!