Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Aww, Sybil Wants to Share!


Well, not so much share as "trap any man she can into plundering her flabby positive boo boo hole." Will her fascination with "bug sharing" sites pay off? Will Sybil find the Ugly Latino Top of her dreams? A man who will let her top from the bottom after he rolls her in flour?

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Proof That Sybil's a Tater Eater


Sybil's now crowing that having a blood sugar reading of 169 is "very good!" Not sure what chart she's reading, but most on the interweb's medical sites say that's about 100 points above what it should be. Can any diabetics attest to this? Should Sybil have added more chicken stock and salsa to her recent caldron of taters?

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Sybil Demands Registration... Again

This may be the longest, most detailed set of requirements Sybil's ever posted. Discuss! And here's some background music to enjoy while you're plowing through all that verbiage.

I certify I am an adult at least 18 years old, or 21 years old if that is the legal standard for viewing adult-only materials in my community.

By registering on this website you agree you are not registering with the malicious intent of engaging in cyber bullying, cyber stalking, and/or defaming or discrediting the webmaster or other members of this website on other public websites. You understand you will be permanently banned from website access should you engage in any form of cyber harassment.

You agree not to download copyrighted photos or text posted in the private areas of this website requiring registration by the webmaster and understand the penalties for copyright infringement. You must ask for permission to use copyrighted material published in the private section of this website, text or photo media.

You also agree that the email address you provided is true and understand your registration will be denied if the email address is found to be invalid.

All messages posted at this site express the views of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the views of the owners and administrators of this site.

By registering at this site you agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, or that violate any laws. We will permanently ban all users who do so.

I am not accessing this material to use against the website operator, its affiliates or any other person, member or entity in any conceivable manner.

I am not accessing this website with the intention of stalking, threatening, harassing, intimidating or causing harm or abuse in any way to the website operator, its affiliates or any other person, member or entity in any manner.

I will not redistribute this material with the intent to harass, threaten, intimidate, cyber-bully or harm the website operator or its members to anyone or post it elsewhere under an anonymous alias in an effort to defame or discredit the website operator or its members, nor will I permit any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.

I will hold the publishers of this website, or anyone associated with this website harmless if I find the materials contained herein offensive.

I believe in the freedom of expression provided for in the Constitution of the United States of America.

I believe that such material does not offend the standards of the community in which I live.

I will not hold the publisher responsible for accessing any links from this website, including unsecured links or links that by-pass any form of security. Entering a link such as that (if it should exist) is at my own risk and is my responsibility.

We reserve the right to remove, edit, or move any messages or registrations for any reason.

Friday, August 13, 2010

My Immune System is Trying to Kill Me.

And you see... unlike Sybil, my cholesterol, glucose and other "lifestyle indicator" tests came back perfectly normal (I am mostly vegetarian). I'm also overweight so being fat doesn't mean you automatically get the fat people diseases, it really is about your lifestyle. Are you eating pigs feet and packaged strawberry cake, or do you eat real food, not just vegetables for 5 days after your test results scare you into it, but on a consistent basis? Sybil's problem is in her perceptions. She prepares the most vile, fatty, disgusting, meat-filled, cuisine constantly and thinks the salsa will save her.

I'm working on my weight because at my age, any extra poundage is painful on my joints, especially now that I've been informed, that like Sybil, I have an immune system disease. No, I'm not the victim of a virus, but right now my body is acting like I am a virus and trying to kill me!

I've been diagnosed with lupus and possibly a combo of rheumatoid arthritis. You should see how swollen my eyes and face are today, it sucks. Goddammit am I thankful for medical marijuana in this state!!!

It's bad enough now that the drugs they have been using to try to slap my immune system down, prednisone, isn't working so great so the next step now are the CHEMOTHERAPY DRUGS. :-(

Plus, I've been attempting to WORK through this whole thing. I can't stay and type on the computer too long because I get vertigo very easy now.

So I am here to tell all of you, as a person with an immune system disease, just like Sybil, life is uncomfortable right now, and unlike Sybil, I can't qualify for any free medical care, so I must take proactive steps to do everything on my end to TRY to help myself, including changing out my diet to get rid of any possible allergenic foods like wheat, corn, milk, eggs. I don't have any control over my immune disease, but I can try, and must try, everything in my power, not missing any possible items that could be enhancing the immune system's response right now.

Sometimes I think it sure would be nice to get to fuck off like Sybil does. Eat what you want!! Do whatever the fuck you want! But when you have to pay for your own healthcare, it's a lot different...

And NO SYMPATHY either, please... :-) It sucks, yes, I'm fucking sick as hell, yes, but I'm not here to complain, I'm actually trying to do something now on my own end with allergenic food removal to HELP MYSELF, I don't need sympathy or pity. :-)

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The Quotable Sybil

Just a few gems of love Sybil's scattered our way on SK. Isn't it nice to know she'd be happy to kick you in the face?

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Steve Stunning Still Stalking Us!

And as usual, he's not even close. I swear, that flake spends way more time stalking us and invading the chatroom than the does working on his own site.

Also, his feet are starting to go numb. That fool's going to lose his feet because he ignores doctor's orders and gorges on whatever he likes. And of course, when the big chop comes, he'll blame everyone but himself.
 
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