Well, not so much share as "trap any man she can into plundering her flabby positive boo boo hole." Will her fascination with "bug sharing" sites pay off? Will Sybil find the Ugly Latino Top of her dreams? A man who will let her top from the bottom after he rolls her in flour?
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What's the matter? Her bum isn't doing the job, and she's looking for someone new?
ReplyDeleteREMOVE MY PICTURE NOW YOU CRAZY WEIRDO STALKER OR FACE ANOTHER DMCA TAKE DOWN! THE MORE YOU RACK UP THEY WILL REMOVE THIS ENTIRE BLOG! YOU'RE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH! GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON! AND STOP SENDING ME DEATH THREATS IN EMAIL!
ReplyDeleteUh, this isn't a picture of you, Sybil. Unless you've turned into the husk of a pair of cicadas.
ReplyDeleteAnd nobody is sending you death threats via anything. Put down the Paxil and just breathe.
What's the matter Sybil, run out of health wine again?
ReplyDeleteShe's out of money again and has to lash out at someone. Heck, anybody who thinks that the way to cook a chuck steak is to fry it on high heat in smoking olive oil for 14 minutes has got to be totally deranged.
ReplyDeleteFrying a chuck steak? Only if I need leather to patch up a hole in my shoes. Ick. But I guess if it's OLIVE OIL, it's okay to deep-fry things in it, right?
ReplyDeleteAlso, Sybil must not eat much real Mexican food if she can't stand cumin/comino. There's a lot more to Mexican food than cilantro and jalapenos, but I guess the bum's happy with greasy jalapeno pork in chicken sauce.
such self opinionated twaddle
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight: you work for a correctional facility and you're stalking a fat, 50ish matron with AIDS? And you call HIM nuts?
ReplyDeletema·tron noun \ˈmā-trən\
ReplyDeleteDefinition of MATRON
1a : a married woman usually marked by dignified maturity or social distinction b : a woman who supervises women or children (as in a school or police station) c : the chief officer in a women's organization
2: a female animal kept for breeding
Ah Sybil is no matron, not by any sense or definition of the word.
It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the pathological ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the stalkee. HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a defense mechanism for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else. This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker. Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. 90 percent of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stalker
Go chew on that one Sybil. Read really close where it says "Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are."
Have you found any stalkers under your bed lately?
Are they ready to pounce on you when you walk out your apartment door going on a beer and health wine run?
Are any stalkers waiting in the parking lot or hanging around your thug truck ready to jump on you or your bum?
Not one of these so-called "stalkers" have written, called or emailed you in any way.
Definition No. 2 in Urban Dictionary:
a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains
Sybil you got paid your $1500.00 for the next two weeks. Go drink your health wine, and your whiskey(bad for someone on diabetes) and play with your bum.
Oh, that was hilarious! Sybil really doesn't have a clue what a stalker is, but could certainly get a clue if she made note of her own behavior.
ReplyDelete$3,000 a month, and she gorges on crap food and drinks wino booze. Most of us would be living in a nice McMansion and drinking top shelf stuff. Then again, most of us don't harbor a bum.
Sybil's has always thought she's something she isn't.
ReplyDeleteSybil won't follow anyone's advice, as she thinks she's smarter than anyone else.
ReplyDeleteHere's some interesting facts about diabetes.
http://myamazingfact.blogspot.com/2010/09/diabetes-1-in-4-chance-this-disease-is.html
If she was that smart,she wouldn't be harboring a no good, worthless bum er, excuse me her husband.