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Tuesday, September 21, 2010
New Rims For the Low-Rider?
Now that Sybil has a big-screen tv and expensive tires for the truck, we suggest she outfit her ride to show her high-rollin' status in life by slapping these outrageous rims on the ThugMobile. They're Pimp-o-Licious!
Sybil, you know we don't bother to click on those TinyUrl links you put up. They're all just porn pix, and nobody cares about your favorite wank material.
Though I suppose we should be grateful that Sybil doesn't post her masturbation habits. She sure likes to post every other boring-ass detail of her shut-in life.
Eww, that's right. Maybe she's actually into scat and peepee. There's just something wrong with somebody who delights in displaying their excretions like that.
That's right, and from her bum! He'll bury his bone in her big fat ass and then pull it out and smear his feces all over her fat fuckface but especially a nice line under her nose!
Know how I know "Sybil Wants a Dirty Sanchez" is Sybil? Because she posted a vulgar comment and linked to her own page. Is that an attempt to get people to visit her dying website or what?
Sybil will be struttin' in style with those on her thug truck.
ReplyDeleteYeah, stylin' and struttin' down South Virginia Street.
ReplyDeleteSluttin' down at the truckstop is more like it.
ReplyDeleteSK overtook WL and now gets more hits than she does! Where are her 3000 FANS??????
ReplyDeleteA message from Sybil!
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/27k5yeg
Sybil, you know we don't bother to click on those TinyUrl links you put up. They're all just porn pix, and nobody cares about your favorite wank material.
ReplyDeleteThough I suppose we should be grateful that Sybil doesn't post her masturbation habits. She sure likes to post every other boring-ass detail of her shut-in life.
Sybil, you know we don't bother clicking on those TinyUrl links because they're always sleazy thug porn.
ReplyDelete(Though I suppose we should be grateful Sybil doesn't list her masturbatory habits for us.)
Don't forget her toilet habits either, and the privilege of paying $50 for the opportunity to see pics of her pee and her bowel movements. Ewww!
ReplyDeleteEww, that's right. Maybe she's actually into scat and peepee. There's just something wrong with somebody who delights in displaying their excretions like that.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, and from her bum! He'll bury his bone in her big fat ass and then pull it out and smear his feces all over her fat fuckface but especially a nice line under her nose!
ReplyDeleteKnow how I know "Sybil Wants a Dirty Sanchez" is Sybil? Because she posted a vulgar comment and linked to her own page. Is that an attempt to get people to visit her dying website or what?
ReplyDelete