I swear to doG, Miss Ken and Sybil have essentially the same low-brow tastes for stuffing their gullets with fatty MEAT. Case-in-point: Miss Ken sends Sybil the 59.99 Combo Special w/free shipping from Omaha Steaks. You get like 5 burgers, 5 hotdogs, 5 steaks, 5 fatty stuffed processed baked potatoes, or something like that.... this is "party" food for the holidays for NORMAL sized people, not Sybils and Miss Kens.
Personally, I would not order Omaha Steaks when you can go to Whole Foods and buy organic grass fed steak. It's not cheap, but why do fat-asses like Sybil and Miss Ken NEED to have so much meat in their diets anyhow?
Once a week grass fed steak or wild caught salmon. Everything else should be fruits and vegetables for these two!
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What will bum get? The hot dogs?
ReplyDeleteoh doG ... omaha steaks is such a ripoff designed for the lazy gift giver who is so fat he can't get off his fat ass, go shopping, pick out a gift, wrap it and mail it.
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ReplyDeleteThe Damn Bum - You are such a freaking know it all - STFU until you have anything worth saying. Who died and made you nutitionalist du jour?
ReplyDeleteOmaha steaks is all frozen long before shipping too, so there goes any flavor it might have!
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ReplyDeletethat's what i suggested Miss Ken send Sybil this year. It's $10 more than the Omaha Steaks package of fatty carcasses.
And YES I do KNOW IT ALL, because I work in online retail, I DO KNOW IT ALL. lol.
Bum is quite svelte because he follows the French diet- high fat, rich meals in reasonable portions paired with moderate amounts of alcohol and cigarettes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you filthy American lard-pigs could learn something from him!!
Perhaps Guy-Manuel hasn't seen bum lately with his huge beer gut. It and Sybil are neck and neck in the blimp competition.
ReplyDeleteYes, the Bum is rather bandy because of the alcoholic malnutrition the French find so alluring. Alas, that pooch he's developing isn't a beer belly its his swollen liver. He's downing a huge amount of low quality swill, worse than the vilest French plonk.
ReplyDeleteSybil on the other hand is employing the delightful Strausbourg diet known as la Gavage.
Those portion sizes are reasonable, but not in Sybil's book. Imma guess she's going to pan fry the whole lot of it and shove it down her gullet in one sitting. After all, meat doesn't have white sugar in it so that means it's "healthy!"
ReplyDeleteThis was making the rounds a while back. If anyone's seen it, it is funny.
ReplyDeleteLook at all the food Sybil would love.
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