Sybil's Id Speaks!

In another comparison by MunkyFuss, we can clearly see Sybil's id in action. In Freudian psychology terms, the id is "the part of the mind in which innate instinctive impulses and primary processes are manifest." It's basically the infantile inner self that just keeps screaming "I WANT!" As in "I want this blog to disappear!" Which definitely isn't happening.

So Sybs... You can want in one hand and poop in the other. See which one fills up first!

Sybil Super-Sized!

Once again, the fabulous Funky Munky offers us exclusive portraiture of Sybil with all her fat folds and wrinkles. It just reeks of evil, doesn't it?

On a side note, with Mcdonald's announcing 50,000 job openings, do you think Sybil might give the Bum a ride to the nearest Mickey D's so he can apply? Surely he could learn to swab toilets or operate the Fry-o-Lator and help Sybil with her financial struggles, right?

Sybil-Mart: Commerce for Con Artists

Looks like Sybil's swapped her begging bowl for a plethora of tawdry affiliate ad programs. Because when her fans (all none of them) visit her site, they're just dying for a chance to buy Hai Karate via her FragranceNet ad. Shouldn't a skank like Sybil be hawking a different range of products?

Separated at Birth?

The resemblance is uncanny, no? Both claim to have psychic powers, and both lie about how the donations they receive will be used -- namely for personal gain and jollies. You can read about Sybil's grifting history here, and about how Sylvia spent time in the pokey for lying about donations here.

Mad props to the Funky Munky for this expose!

The Sybil Cycle