Once again, the fabulous Funky Munky offers us exclusive portraiture of Sybil with all her fat folds and wrinkles. It just reeks of evil, doesn't it?
On a side note, with Mcdonald's announcing 50,000 job openings, do you think Sybil might give the Bum a ride to the nearest Mickey D's so he can apply? Surely he could learn to swab toilets or operate the Fry-o-Lator and help Sybil with her financial struggles, right?
That's too much like work and that's a dirty four letter word to them.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fat ugly clown Sybil is.
ReplyDeleteSybil would be the perfect employee at McDonalds. She'd do very well at pushing the super size meals.
ReplyDelete"Here, have a super size meal--and if you don't eat it, I'll ban you from my website!"
ReplyDeleteThe more food MickeyD's churns out, the more food Sybil would be stuffing in her big fat mouth.
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's food is already nasty. Can you imagine how incredibly MORE unhealthy it'd be with Sybil in the kitchen? She'd be boiling everything in chicken stock and adding "green chilies to make it more Mexican." And then she'd fry it all, while claiming that using olive oil makes it miraculously "healthy."
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