We heard Cleveland camped out on the sidewalk for a week just to get tickets, only to find that Sybil cancelled the show then took the proceeds and pissed them away in a Reno casino. "Nobody forced anybody to buy a ticket. Let the buyer beware!"
That funky Munkyfuss shows us a rare copy of the show's flyer. Amazing!
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BWAAAAAAAHHH!!
ReplyDeleteIs Sybil giving a "cat grass" growing tutorial afterwards or not?
If not, I doubt ill go, the $1.25 admission isn't worth it.
$1.25?? Trust Sybil to charge too much!
ReplyDeleteI think she probably just feeds her cats the shavings from her greasy coo.
ReplyDeleteShe'll let the grass die like she did last time.
ReplyDeleteSybs was so busy looking for stalkers she couldn't water the grass she had growing on her balcony, and she claims she loves her cats so much.
What a crock.
Sybil only loves believing that her cats love her.
ReplyDeleteHer cats are so damn fat, the humane society would haul Sybil's fat ass in for animal abuse.
ReplyDeleteEvery time they squeak, she opens another can or shakes that bag of cat food.
Hey, don't diss the kitties! They're forced to live with Sybil and the bum! Imagine not being able to escape the histrionics, and smells of grease, cigarettes, and stale beer.
ReplyDeleteOpening another bag of Whiskas or can of Fancy Feast is the least she can do for them!
Don't forget the smell of that litterbox.
ReplyDeleteOne litterbox for 3 cats.
Ewww!
The smell of ammonia to go with the odor of grease, cigarettes, and stale beer and full ashtrays.