When Pot is Legalized in Nov. What Will Sybil Do?

I'll tell you what that old hypocrite is going to do. She's going to get her fat ass right over the border up there in Tahoe (to the california side where they have a dispensary) and score some buds for her and that bum. GUARANTEED.

Sybil, a laugh a minute.

hey people, i am up on skype tonight incase anyone wants to chew the fat, as always that.damn.bum is my skype username.

anyways.... moving right along...



There have been some choice... and I do mean, choice, classic, "Sybilisms" the past couple of weeks, that dare I say, should be banned around computers and softdrinks, (or martinis, lol). Let's look at the ones that killed my keyboard this time:

1. "I got my camera out of hock, with the bum's help."

HAHA. So what did the bum do to help her get her camera out of hock? Hold her man-titties while she peeled off a C note from her cashroll? I mean... I don't get it. How could the bum possibly HELP her get her camera out of hock? Maybe passed out quietly in the lowrider is her idea of "help" when it comes to the bum?

then again.... maybe not

2. Sybil begins flipping out over a thunderstorm and yells at the bum to "BE PREPARED FOR AN EMERGENCY!!!" while he was "sleeping" in the passenger seat.

Uh NO. lol. The bum was not sleeping, the bum was passed out drunk. No one "goes to sleep" on a trip around town. People do pass out when they've had too much Natty Ice.

3. "We ate our hot dogs and beans in silence as we listened to the building,"

You know, hot dogs r really fucking bad for you. But hey, we all eat em from time to time. I'm pretty damn picky about my dogs (they must be organic); I'm sure sybil is like waaaaayyyyyyy at the other end when it comes to hot dogs. She buys the cheapest, nastiest, greasiest, wal-mart sams club feedlot special. The disgust I get thinking about this makes me hurl a little bit.

4. "In the store parking lot I had to be careful not to slip to avoid filing a slip & fall insurance claim. "

HAHA OMG I'm sure Sybil tried her best to slip and slide around and just couldn't figure out a way to get her ass on the pavement so she could start screeching for laub&laub&laub&laub&laub .. without actually hurting herself too bad, lol!!!!!

Somebody Call a Doctor

"The term "shut-in" describing a personality reaction was first used by Hoch and later elaborated by Adolph Meyer to describe a stormy childhood and a difficult adolescence characterized by withdrawal, indifference, inability to mix with other children and often with overprotection and anxiety on the parents part.

"In other words, a child with a shut-in personality exhibits the withdrawn, seclusive, apathetic and antisocial traits that the dementia praecox or "process schizophrenic" shows to an exaggerated degree." -- From "Diagnostic and Prognostic Significance of the Shut-In Personality Type as a Prodromal Factor in Schizophrenia," by Phyllis Whitman,PhD, Illinois Department of Public Welfare, Elgin State Hospital

The Road to Hell... Highlighted

We used our handy highlighter to emphasize the areas in which Sybil appears to be a Class-A Violator of God's Laws (tm). We would have highlighted the "Child Molester" part, but we can't prove that putting pics of nude very young men (are they really over 18?) on her site means she's thrown actually herself at any children.

In any case, perhaps she should use "Helena Handbasket" for her next alias?

Sybil's Phony Apology

How could anyone forget this pretend apology from Sybil after she a had new bunghole ripped for her by the Reno PD.

Screw the Cats. I want TV!

One of Sybil's only good traits has been that she does seem to love her cats. But apparently she loves television more. Rather that plan ahead to make sure her beloved moggies had grub, she threw her SSI check at an unnecessary big-screen tv then had no money to feed the felines until she hocked her camera.

Sybil's Internet Bungholio Hurt

"Let this case be a foreboding to my Blogger.com cyberstalker(s). Keep on and you can lose your job just like this guy is going to do. Once your defamation is published on the Internet, anonymous or not, it can be traced back to you and have financial repercussions. Be forewarned, time is closing in on you (hint-hint)."

Anyone heard from her new crack team of attorneys yet? Any black helicopters hovering over your house? Has she hacked into your bank account yet? Does anyone take her "hint-hint" seriously? Me neither.