Sybil Gets Told for the Umpteenth Time

So first, Steve's "Cousin Rob" was all like, "ATTENTION ALL MENTALLY CHALLENGED SOCK PUPPET FAGGOTS: Steve MacDonald died weeks ago. You missed the funeral and eulogy. It was beautiful. Steve's coffin was covered with lovely white gardenias, a favorite of Joan Crawford. We know this is hard for you to believe since your emotional abuse has become part of your daily routine, but Steve is gone to the hereafter. Get used to it."

But then Stunned Donor was all like, "Oh Hi "Cousin Rob!" Have you inherited Steve's IP address? Gardenias?! Gurl, the only thing you're covered in is chicken grease and cat hair."

Sybil Changed Her "Lie Space" Page!

Sybil's finally taken down that horrendous MySpace layout she hasn't edited for years and come up with this sleek, new design. She's made more efficient use of white space by deleting her misleading bio and posting a photo of what she claims is her toothless 70-year-old black self.

Wonder how much that man could sue her for, using his pic like that. How long have we listened to Sybil rail about people using photos that aren't of themselves?

Shocking Truths Revealed!

So what's the real story behind all those elaborate untruths? The GrifterSwine blog posts Sybil's autobiography (circa 2008) that answers a LOT of questions.

Who's the real owner of the gas-guzzling thug-pimp truck? Does Sybil really have a penchant for attracting loser roomies? Is the mysterious Alissa a friend or foe? Or does it just depend on the gifts he receives? Does Sybil consider herself a martyr who gave up sex? Or is she simply too fat and weird to attract a partner?

Read the shocking truth here!

The Downward Spiral

If Sybil's rants are intended to drive people away, they certainly seem to be working. She's not only failed miserably to lure Usenet users into her manic quest, she's failed to attract a crowd on Yahoo Answers, too.

Sybil's Not Dead!

The Undead Are Amongst Us!

Load up your guns and barricade the doors! A recent post on the GrifterSwine blog is sure to strike terror in your heart. It seems that the undead are among us -- and surfing the internet!

Does Machete Remind You of Anyone?

Okay, I think we've figured out which actor's going to play the bum when Sybil's life story hits the silver screen.