Load up your guns and barricade the doors! A recent post on the GrifterSwine blog is sure to strike terror in your heart. It seems that the undead are among us -- and surfing the internet!
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Love it. That oughta make her rise from the grave again!
ReplyDeleteA few deep fried brain tacos should perk her right up!
ReplyDeleteLOL... Oh yeah, she can't just eat regular brains like a normal zombie. They'd have to be deep fried and covered with jalapenos.
ReplyDeleteWonder if she's stinking up the house enough in her undead state that the bum's thrown her outside yet.
Even in death she'll have a weight problem since brains are 60% fat.
ReplyDelete"Wonder if she's stinking up the house enough in her undead state that the bum's thrown her outside yet."
ReplyDeleteI ROTFL'd. :-D
I think the bum is going to do what every other bum-leech's nanny/caregiver/billpayer dies:
ReplyDeleteStick her stiff in the closet and continue cashing the SSI and welfare checks.
Hahahahah! The bum will coat her with lard and try to preserve her like Lenin's corpse. Picture it 10 years down the road. She's still yellow and bloated, but covered with hundreds of empty SSI check envelopes.
ReplyDeleteThere's always the Jeff Dahmer method. Bum could get himself a vat of acid and dissolve her in it.
ReplyDeleteAfter the bum's failed to make her a Love Zombie? Eww, that's too gross to think about.
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