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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Until Sybil gets with the program, here's a good bum story to tide everyone over.
"I never drink at home or buy any [alcohol] for myself." And then two sentences later, Sybil says she hopes the bum doesn't discover her bottle of Fetzer in the cupbord.
Sybil has so many different personalities and she changes so one does not remember or even know what the other one has said .. one drinks for health and one doesn't drink at all, one likes the bum and one doesn't,one is going to be a movie star and one is a great cook (tee hee) one has the worst sick potty mouth ever.
If your bum can't tell the difference between a coffee table and the kitchen table, it might be time to tell him to lay off the booze and stop begging for painkillers at the free clinic.
That sounds like typical behavior for a drug-addled addict. And Sybil sounds like a total enabler.
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hey didnt she drive back to san jose to pick up the bum from that mexican wedding?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the all time Classic Sybil Episodes. She hates Bum, She Feels for Bum, She Hope She Doesn't Kill Bum!
ReplyDelete"I never drink at home or buy any [alcohol] for myself." And then two sentences later, Sybil says she hopes the bum doesn't discover her bottle of Fetzer in the cupbord.
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty quick lie right there, kids.
Sybil has so many different personalities and she changes so one does not remember or even know what the other one has said .. one drinks for health and one doesn't drink at all, one likes the bum and one doesn't,one is going to be a movie star and one is a great cook (tee hee) one has the worst sick potty mouth ever.
ReplyDeleteIf your bum can't tell the difference between a coffee table and the kitchen table, it might be time to tell him to lay off the booze and stop begging for painkillers at the free clinic.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like typical behavior for a drug-addled addict. And Sybil sounds like a total enabler.