Sybil makes threats

She was definitely jacked up on something. Care to guess what it was?

Sybil accuses Obama of being gay

Just look at this photoshop taken directly from Sybil's site. She, according to her, does not approve of lifting things from other people's sites, so it must be a genuine Sybil. Obama should send the entire Secret Service to her door to investigate this heinous case of libel!

Bing Image Search for "Sunday Dinner"

Sybil's nasty food made Bing Image Search once again. Protip: Unless you're using herbed oils, your chicken shouldn't taste like the grease you fry it in.

Psychic Sybs Show

We heard Cleveland camped out on the sidewalk for a week just to get tickets, only to find that Sybil cancelled the show then took the proceeds and pissed them away in a Reno casino. "Nobody forced anybody to buy a ticket. Let the buyer beware!"

That funky Munkyfuss shows us a rare copy of the show's flyer. Amazing!

Is There a Doctor in the House?

Another One for the Bum's Wishlist

"Yo Santa,

I've been a very bummy bum this year and I think I deserve something better than that Natty Ice swill Sybil buys me. How about bringing me this gift pack? It's exactly what I want for Christmas -- and every other day!

-- the Bum"

The Bum Passes Through

Is that Bum well-fed or what? I guess you can buy a lot of grease with food stamps!