Sybil: "Officer, I would like to report some stalkers and have them arrested!"
FBI: "Have these people threatened you with bodily harm?"
Sybil: "No."
FBI: "Have they shown up on your doorstep uninvited?"
Sybil: "Uh, no."
FBI: "Have they sent you anything in the mail or tried to call you?"
Sybil: "No, but they're harassing me online! And I want them arrested!"
FBI: "So they're not threatening you, mailing you anything, calling you or showing up on your property?"
Sybil: "No, but..."
FBI: "You don't have any legal case, but you do seem to have a case of Internet Butthurt, which is not grounds for arrest or prosecution anywhere on Planet Earth."
Sybil: "But..but...but.."
FBI: "Now stop queening out and get the hell out of my office."
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ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, she'd have to tell them that she follows her "stalkers" around to make sure they know where she is.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I'm sure she'd get all excited about showing them all the info (or lack of) she has on all of us. This, after she's posted her real name, where she lives, her IP addy, how much money she makes, pix of her poop and pee, etc. At least we've had the class not to throw that in her face. (heh)
ReplyDeleteThe FBI will tell her that for real before long, and probably put her on a 'watch'list.
ReplyDeleteIt should be noted that Sybil's complaint is to the IC3, an agency who's main focus is Internet Fraud. This is in line with his projection of his Personality Disorders on others. If anyone knows about taking money and failure to deliver services over the Internet, it's Sybil
ReplyDeleteJust read up on the IC3 and am wondering how in the hell Sybil thinks she's got some crime case against us. Did anybody here receive any money from Sybil? No?
ReplyDeleteShe's gonna be on the FBI "Annoying Idiot" list in no time, if she's not there already.