Sybil Gets Told for the Umpteenth Time

So first, Steve's "Cousin Rob" was all like, "ATTENTION ALL MENTALLY CHALLENGED SOCK PUPPET FAGGOTS: Steve MacDonald died weeks ago. You missed the funeral and eulogy. It was beautiful. Steve's coffin was covered with lovely white gardenias, a favorite of Joan Crawford. We know this is hard for you to believe since your emotional abuse has become part of your daily routine, but Steve is gone to the hereafter. Get used to it."

But then Stunned Donor was all like, "Oh Hi "Cousin Rob!" Have you inherited Steve's IP address? Gardenias?! Gurl, the only thing you're covered in is chicken grease and cat hair."

Sybil Changed Her "Lie Space" Page!

Sybil's finally taken down that horrendous MySpace layout she hasn't edited for years and come up with this sleek, new design. She's made more efficient use of white space by deleting her misleading bio and posting a photo of what she claims is her toothless 70-year-old black self.

Wonder how much that man could sue her for, using his pic like that. How long have we listened to Sybil rail about people using photos that aren't of themselves?

Shocking Truths Revealed!

So what's the real story behind all those elaborate untruths? The GrifterSwine blog posts Sybil's autobiography (circa 2008) that answers a LOT of questions.

Who's the real owner of the gas-guzzling thug-pimp truck? Does Sybil really have a penchant for attracting loser roomies? Is the mysterious Alissa a friend or foe? Or does it just depend on the gifts he receives? Does Sybil consider herself a martyr who gave up sex? Or is she simply too fat and weird to attract a partner?

Read the shocking truth here!

The Downward Spiral

If Sybil's rants are intended to drive people away, they certainly seem to be working. She's not only failed miserably to lure Usenet users into her manic quest, she's failed to attract a crowd on Yahoo Answers, too.

Sybil's Not Dead!

The Undead Are Amongst Us!

Load up your guns and barricade the doors! A recent post on the GrifterSwine blog is sure to strike terror in your heart. It seems that the undead are among us -- and surfing the internet!

Does Machete Remind You of Anyone?

Okay, I think we've figured out which actor's going to play the bum when Sybil's life story hits the silver screen.

Urgent Text Message for Bum

Projection Test, Anyone?

Instead of a webpage, Sybil's left her most recent psychiatric diagnostic test up online. Of course, she left it blank so we'll just have to guess what her answers were.

Until Sybil gets with the program, here's a good bum story to tide everyone over.

Let's Get Back to the Good Stuff -- Like Bum Gnosis

Is anyone else tired of paying attention to Sybil? I know I am. I didn't come around to talk about Sybil and frankly, I could care less about her. Sybil isn't what brings me to this "circle of friends" .. it's my undying love for Sybil's bum.... Ask anyone, I've always been BUM focused and not Sybil focused. Sybil does get in the way.. but i guess that is to be expected.

I love the bum stories, pictures and videos of the bum's messes, etc etc... anything bum related including Bum Trivia. The bum gnosis is a classic statement about everything wrong with this wretched planet. lol -- a world where everyone is a goddamned bum.

And see.. I never gave any donations like the rest of u foolish people. ;-D (just kidding) U know and I don't have to tell u that even intelligent people get taken in by BS sometimes.. and I'm no different, the only difference is, Sybil was totally transparent to me and I wasn't interested in her in the first place, it's always been about the Bum for me..

I don't know what it would take for her to just put up a bum blog where she posts everyday her bum adventures like the old times.. but she can do that free here on blogger and u know lots of people would read it and be entertained... and guess what... u wouldn't have to lie to people and tell them ur heat is being turned off or whatever, you could just put up the donation can and be HONEST, and say its for the bum's natty ice and a carton of cigs.

If u are providing visitors VALUE with great content (and the bum is great content) its original content.. and funny as hell, then visitors will drop a dime in your box from time to time. One thing for sure is, if Sybil brings back the bum page and puts up a donation box she's got to use something that allows folks to give ANONYMOUSLY. She's blown her trustworthiness with personal information... but i think if she did that, found a service that will hide donors names and personal info from her, she could start making some bank of of donations.

A Bum Proposition

FYI for the intellectually impaired:

I DO NOT live in SF. I do not have a dog. No one here knows my name because i'm just a web surfer.

However, I am tired of some guy in SF getting all the credit for my beautiful works of art... so let it be known, i am ME and no one else. lol. thx.

Again?

One has to wonder, considering her "struggle life", where Sybil is getting the funds to continually buy new websites and pay new hosting fees. It can't be coming out of the Bum's beer and sailfone budget because those are two of her biggest priorities. So where?

Is this Sybil's replacement bum?

Hot Cop.

The Bum's Food Pyramid

Sybil's Degrading Women Again

Sybil hates women along with everybody else.

"Mona Whining" promotes a racist site.

Yes, Sybil has another alias that promoted a racist site on the usenet back in 2007.

Also found were similar posts of Sybil's with aliases "Jabbering Judas", "Crazy Cat Guy" and "Tony Montana".

She's At It Again!

This still doesn't conform to 2257.

Sybil's Good Morning Message

We were greeted to her gay-bashing agenda once again this morning. Call the ACLU, file a butthurt complaint with the FBI, make a video waving a bunch of crumpled papers into the camera while in a drugged-out fog! Sybil sure loves to hate doesn't she?

More people tell Sybil where to go!

An annoyed user tells Sybil what she can do with her request that others support her financially.

The grifting began long ago on the UseNet!

I'm sure her friends on the usenet loved this!

Anyone care to wager on this?

This seems like a legitimate question in light of the fact that Sybil has repeatedly accused "diseased faggots" of deliberately infecting others.

In 2001, Sybil placed a "personals" ad on the usenet claiming to be disease free. Now, she claims to have developed AIDS in 2004 so, since it can take ten years or more to progress from HIV infection to AIDS, the question is, was she fibbing in her ad?