The Great Pumpkin

This is definitely the biggest vegetable I've seen in a long time.

Sybil Lusts for Dark Meat

And she has the nerve to criticize others for spreading disease!

Give Up Your Constitutional Rights Now!

If you want to read Sybil's diary, be prepared to say that "I believe in the freedom of expression provided for in the Constitution of the United States of America." At the same time, you'll have to agree to give up those rights to speak freely if you want to get registered. This is for syncophants only! But methinks there are a lot fewer of those fish in the sea these days, and this ain't the kind of bait that'll bring back Sybil's spurned and abused fans.

New Rims For the Low-Rider?

Now that Sybil has a big-screen tv and expensive tires for the truck, we suggest she outfit her ride to show her high-rollin' status in life by slapping these outrageous rims on the ThugMobile. They're Pimp-o-Licious!

Sybil Gets Served a Dish of Fail

Having driven off her "legion of fans" by constantly shutting down her site in routine fits of pique and failing to convince anyone to shell out $50 and all their personal info just to read her diary, Sybil attempted to build her own community at The Huffington Post. Unfortunately, they're not the typical morons Sybil attracts to her sites, and they're handing her ignorant ass back to her covered in Fail sauce.

Update: Woopsy boopsy! Sybil's deleted her HuffPo account, and we didn't bother to get screencaps, but trust us: they tore her up in there. Instead, how about a nice link to the ever-popular Natty Ice Chat!

Sybil Eats Her Veggies

Yes, she does! With a big tub of calorie-laden dip. For approximately two days a week, after she gets scary test results. She deserves steak, ya know.

What the fucking hell is wrong with her?

Her latest beet video is over the top. In this video, we learned the following "health tips" from Sybil:

1. A 20 lb bag of "enriched" white rice is a health food.

2. Always dump an entire bottle of dressing over beets to eat as your health food.

3. If you have to put butter or mayo on your vegetable to "get them down" that's ok, its the eating of the vegetable that is important.

If these are the lessons in meal planning she's getting from that Nutritionist assigned to her, god save our medical system here in the US.

oh and...

4. She confirmed once again that the bum ONLY eats meat, grease and tortillas.

Sybil Inivites the World to Fuck her and the Bum!

Sybil, whore to end all whoredom, discovers that her wonderful Nevada is a total loser state and invites everyone to fuck her and the bum in their asses to solve the unemployment problem.