Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
"The Bum's PINK PANTIES, 11 greasy cockrings, 10 gin martinis, 9 pounds of taters, 8 bills for payin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 thugs a humping, FIIIIVE PAYDAY LOANS, 4 sworn out warrants, 3 Natty Ice, 2 nasty pigs feet and a complaiiiiiiint to the I C Threeeeeeeeeee!"
I swear to doG, Miss Ken and Sybil have essentially the same low-brow tastes for stuffing their gullets with fatty MEAT. Case-in-point: Miss Ken sends Sybil the 59.99 Combo Special w/free shipping from Omaha Steaks. You get like 5 burgers, 5 hotdogs, 5 steaks, 5 fatty stuffed processed baked potatoes, or something like that.... this is "party" food for the holidays for NORMAL sized people, not Sybils and Miss Kens.
Personally, I would not order Omaha Steaks when you can go to Whole Foods and buy organic grass fed steak. It's not cheap, but why do fat-asses like Sybil and Miss Ken NEED to have so much meat in their diets anyhow?
Once a week grass fed steak or wild caught salmon. Everything else should be fruits and vegetables for these two!