Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Oh, the sands of time and years of self-indulgence have not been kind to Sybil. Just compare the svelte Sybil of ages ago with the shrieking lard buckety harpy of today. Could it be a thyroid condition or years of shoveling "whatever tastes good and fills my grease-craving gut" into her gaping maw?