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Monday, June 7, 2010
Appetite for Self-Destruction
Oh, the sands of time and years of self-indulgence have not been kind to Sybil. Just compare the svelte Sybil of ages ago with the shrieking lard buckety harpy of today. Could it be a thyroid condition or years of shoveling "whatever tastes good and fills my grease-craving gut" into her gaping maw?
Ya know, I think she could have gotten laid if she'd shut her mouth (not topped from the bottom) and would have gotten away with a small bicycle tire "spare around the middle."
Today, though? Only if there's a website out there that glorifies self-loathing, bitchy, rancid old queens who've bloated up like deceased cows. Maybe then she'd have a shot at nooky. Just a guess.
My goodness, she was a pudgy little troll when she was 30. No wonder she's a hog in a muumuu now.
ReplyDeleteYa know, I think she could have gotten laid if she'd shut her mouth (not topped from the bottom) and would have gotten away with a small bicycle tire "spare around the middle."
ReplyDeleteToday, though? Only if there's a website out there that glorifies self-loathing, bitchy, rancid old queens who've bloated up like deceased cows. Maybe then she'd have a shot at nooky. Just a guess.