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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
She's Gaining Weight!
Poor Sybil ... Even with the Mediterranean look, she's still a mess.
Look at the svelte figure Sybil has. Not! It's neither AIDS or diabetes that causes her to look that way. It's eating too much, and too much of the wrong things.
That's what she's wearing to the casino on check day. After stuffing her gaping maw at the all you can eat buffet at least she won't have to unbutton anything to breathe. BUT, you might see something nasty running down her legs , soiling her socks and shoes, if she don't make it to the bathroom in time.
Those redneck capri pants she's wearing aren't doing her any favors. But you're right. Those are probably her favorite "Eatin' Pants" and she'll be stylin' at the casino trough.
Thank gawd we're not seeing a view from the rear. I'm imagining an ass like the broad side of a barn, only not near as quaint.
And SD would know, because he's seen a lot of Photoshops in his time. Heh.
It just occurred to me that Sybil set up the camera and took this picture of herself. You know the Bum won't leave his room except for beer and corndogs.
She looks a bit like the Buddha in the background.
ReplyDeleteLook at the svelte figure Sybil has.
ReplyDeleteNot!
It's neither AIDS or diabetes that causes her to look that way. It's eating too much, and too much of the wrong things.
That's what she's wearing to the casino on check day. After stuffing her gaping maw at the all you can eat buffet at least she won't have to unbutton anything to breathe. BUT, you might see something nasty running down her legs , soiling her socks and shoes, if she don't make it to the bathroom in time.
ReplyDeleteGaining weight? Are you kidding? Sybil looks like the Titanic already.
ReplyDeleteThose redneck capri pants she's wearing aren't doing her any favors. But you're right. Those are probably her favorite "Eatin' Pants" and she'll be stylin' at the casino trough.
ReplyDeleteThank gawd we're not seeing a view from the rear. I'm imagining an ass like the broad side of a barn, only not near as quaint.
Examination of this photograph in Photoshop reveals manipulated pixels.
ReplyDeleteAnd SD would know, because he's seen a lot of Photoshops in his time. Heh.
ReplyDeleteIt just occurred to me that Sybil set up the camera and took this picture of herself. You know the Bum won't leave his room except for beer and corndogs.
Her head appears to be getting smaller.
ReplyDeleteShe's a living breathing water balloon.
ReplyDeleteCan you just imagine her rolling down the street toward you?
My eyes, oh my eyes.