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Monday, June 7, 2010
Sybil's Suggestion to our President
Everybody knows how reactionary and dumb Sybil is, but because she's often been so fascinated with the President's big black dick, it's surprising she hasn't suggested that he plug the oil hole with it.
I'm not surprised Sybil's joined the legion of armchair quarterbacks on this. BP's losing a brazillion dollars worth of petroleum a day in this leak. If they could have done a quick fix, they would have done it already, fool! (Not that I'm excusing them, of course. I'm pretty pissed that they've spent more money on PR than on leak stoppage or spill cleanup.)
And no, nuking it is not the answer, Sybil. Because it's bad enough pelicans are choking on globs of oil. We don't need our beaches covered with RADIOACTIVE globs, too.
Having "the government" take over? Oh no. This is BP's mess. Let them open their pocketbooks to clean it. Let's leave the taxpayers' dollars alone.
I'm not surprised Sybil's joined the legion of armchair quarterbacks on this. BP's losing a brazillion dollars worth of petroleum a day in this leak. If they could have done a quick fix, they would have done it already, fool! (Not that I'm excusing them, of course. I'm pretty pissed that they've spent more money on PR than on leak stoppage or spill cleanup.)
ReplyDeleteAnd no, nuking it is not the answer, Sybil. Because it's bad enough pelicans are choking on globs of oil. We don't need our beaches covered with RADIOACTIVE globs, too.
Having "the government" take over? Oh no. This is BP's mess. Let them open their pocketbooks to clean it. Let's leave the taxpayers' dollars alone.
oh lord yes.. sybil would fall all over herself for some prez. o'bomber
ReplyDeleteshe should just stay shush when it comes to anything about government or politics because her "viewpoints" are so simple minded and self serving.