If you guessed that Sybil got loaded at a casino on payday, you're right! But of course, the hootch is purely medicinal. Because what a 400-pound diabetic needs is more liquor!
"Afterward, whilst suffering from INTENSE back pain from the return of my quarter-sized kidney stone, I went to John Ascuaga's Nugget casino in Sparks and had two of the most delicious martinis ever made by the hands of man for FREE which numbed the pain considerably.
"I was quite impressed after experiencing a BUZZ from the first cocktail. They used good booze; I watched the bartender make it correctly. And for FREE --ER-- if you sit at the bar and play $10 on the video poker machines there. As long as you play, you get free booze for all eternity. Normally the drinks cost a whopping $8.50 there. So I put a $10 in the machine and WON DOUBLE my money back on video poker. Oh, the thrill of pushing that cash-out button after I swilled down TWO perfect dry martinis made with good gin! I made a sucker out of that casino by walking out with a gut filled with free booze and double my money back. It was almost criminal. From now on I will consume alcohol for free at John Ascuaga's Nugget."
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