If you guessed that Sybil got loaded at a casino on payday, you're right! But of course, the hootch is purely medicinal. Because what a 400-pound diabetic needs is more liquor!
"Afterward, whilst suffering from INTENSE back pain from the return of my quarter-sized kidney stone, I went to John Ascuaga's Nugget casino in Sparks and had two of the most delicious martinis ever made by the hands of man for FREE which numbed the pain considerably.
"I was quite impressed after experiencing a BUZZ from the first cocktail. They used good booze; I watched the bartender make it correctly. And for FREE --ER-- if you sit at the bar and play $10 on the video poker machines there. As long as you play, you get free booze for all eternity. Normally the drinks cost a whopping $8.50 there. So I put a $10 in the machine and WON DOUBLE my money back on video poker. Oh, the thrill of pushing that cash-out button after I swilled down TWO perfect dry martinis made with good gin! I made a sucker out of that casino by walking out with a gut filled with free booze and double my money back. It was almost criminal. From now on I will consume alcohol for free at John Ascuaga's Nugget."
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WHAT? No tip?!!!! That cheap #@$&!
ReplyDeleteDiabetes and booze is like oil and water. They don't mix. One day Sybil will be sorry, and by then it'll be too late.
ReplyDeleteNo joke. I knew a diabetic guy that refused to stop drinking and he ended up losing both his legs. He wasn't an old guy, either. Just an unrepentant partier.
ReplyDeleteAlso, gotta wonder how the booze is affecting all the other drugs Sybil takes. I'm sure more than one of those prescriptions says NOT to use alcohol.
And just to be totally know-it-all.. Pea Soup is an excellent source of fiber, especially soluable fiber which helps regulate blood sugar; BUT it's also high in purins which is a no-no for people with kidney stones and gout. Add the ham in and it's even more purins, because hello? Cured meat.
ReplyDeletewe've had this discussion before about sybil's lack of tipping when she goes out to her casino spots. she can't go back to the gold nugget or whatever that place is called, remember when her and the bum went there and got shitty service for not tipping? the same thing will happen at this "new" place. if she continues to go back there and doesn't tip at least 18% the drinks and service will get shittier and shittier until she's up in her blog bitching about what a horrible place it is. these waitstaff people DO remember you and if u tip or not.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, a couple more non-tipping visits and she'll definitely be bitching about that place.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love her glee over feeling like she suckered them? That seems to be one of her big motivations in life: suckering people out of something valuable. Drinks, money, etc.
Oh my! She's describing a scene from one of her and MarkOBum's domestic violence episodes on her blog today!
ReplyDeleteShe has kidney stones because she's a drunk and everybody knows that booze is a huge no no for someone with a history of them.
ReplyDeleteDarn. Didn't see any story about her domestic violence spree, so she may have pulled that off her blog. She did, however, treat us all to another picture of her piss. In the toilet. Gawd, that's nasty.
ReplyDeleteWell it wasn't his domestic violence spree, rather he was playing Mrs. Kravitz again and gawking at the neighbor's drunken escapades. Have you read the reviews for his complex? Not pretty.
ReplyDeleteSigh, another pee photo. He loves showing off his fluids. If he'd follow the diet for people prone to kidney stones he wouldn't have this problem.
Also? The paranoia about anaesthesia? Priceless. Truth Serum, mocking of genitals and fat rolls. This alone was worth the wait for the blog to re-open.
Hey, she could've been describing one of her fights with Mark in the trailer park so how are we to know that she didn't just insert "neighbors" into it and pretend it wasn't them?
ReplyDeleteHappy Mother's Day you filthy degenerates! Mooohahahaha
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Aww, a pr0n link. What a sweet way to wish a Happy Mother's Day. I'm sure your dear, departed mom would have been proud of you.
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