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Thursday, May 13, 2010
She's So Deprived!
Oh, poor Sybil! It's not the 15th yet, and she's forced to go without! Oh, the humanity...
You don't even have to stop eating crap food. You can just eat less of it and exercise more. Calorically dense foods + sedentary lifestyle = big fat keester.
LadyMiss as you said. She was spouting off on her Daily Diary to turn off computer, go outside and get some fresh air. She didn't follow her own advice, did she? Sybil is pale beyond belief, fatter than a pig, doesn't take care of herself and then she wonders why she's sick a lot. Kidney stones, diabetic, she drinks, won't eat right. Candy, ham, salted nuts, greasiest food you can imagine. Yeah, she's eating healthful food all right.
You make me and my boys so horny!
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Hey Digger, have a nice weekend.
ReplyDeleteIf Sybil would stop eating crappy, unhealthy food and start doing some exercise, she might have that ripped, sexy body she imagines having.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm pretty sure we all know that she'd never work that hard. Even the idea of having handfuls of weenage won't motivate her.
You don't even have to stop eating crap food. You can just eat less of it and exercise more. Calorically dense foods + sedentary lifestyle = big fat keester.
ReplyDeleteYeah, and by exercise we don't mean run your mouth Digger. You do enough of that.
ReplyDeleteRemember when Sybil was going to start taking walks in the park and buy herself a treadmill? That sure didn't last long, did it?
ReplyDeleteLadyMiss as you said. She was spouting off on her Daily Diary to turn off computer, go outside and get some fresh air. She didn't follow her own advice, did she? Sybil is pale beyond belief, fatter than a pig, doesn't take care of herself and then she wonders why she's sick a lot. Kidney stones, diabetic, she drinks, won't eat right. Candy, ham, salted nuts, greasiest food you can imagine. Yeah, she's eating healthful food all right.
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