We Have a Winner!

Congratulations go to That Damn Bum for his (or her. We don't ask a lot of questions here.) elaborate depiction of the Food Pyramid for Sybil's bum. That Damn Bum's post and artwork come up in 3rd place when you Google for "bum food" and we couldn't be prouder! *sniff, sob*

See the link here and get your lulz on! Bum Food

Available for Hire: Genuine Jackass

Once again, The Internet Fairy presents us with another illustration of Sybil and her dubious level of worth in this world. Thanks TIF!

Who Rule SybilTown?

After an interesting discussion in the chatroom, we've decided that it's not Sybil who rules the roost in the crappy apartment. The Bum is actually the one who runs the show and controls the "familial dynamic" in that supremely disfunctional household. Your thoughts?

No. Not Yours, Sybil. You Cannot Haz.

It's no secret that Sybil doesn't give a rat's ass about copyright infringement. Otherwise she'd be emailing thousands of people, asking for their permission to post their photos and links on her website, and we're pretty sure she doesn't do that.

The real purpose behind Sybil's non-stop DMCA complaints about this site is that she thinks Google is legally obligated to give her our real names and mailing addresses. Guess again, Sybil. They're not. So no, U cannot haz our informations.

Besides, she's got our email address and did she send us even ONE little ecard for Christmas, birthdays and/or holidays? No. She didn't. Shocking, isn't it?

Aww, is somebody lonely?

Apparently, Sybil's repetitive internet suicides have driven away so many fans that she's got no one left to talk to in her lil chatless chatroom. That means Sybil's drive-bys in our chatroom have increased. Feel free to share your memories of Sybil's most inane appearances in the comments section, dahlinks!

Sybil New Reg Requirements: "No Cops Allowed!"

Officer Friendly: "Damn! This webmaster forbids me to enter the site! Now I'll never be able to bust her for underage kiddy porn..."

I'm sure Laub&Laub&Laub&Laub advised her on this one, eh? Or was it her crack (smoking) lawyer Mark Toland? She's probably operating under that myth that "if you ask a cop if they're a cop, they LEGALLY MUST tell you so. And you can make them stay off your website!"