The Greasy Gourmet Strikes Again

Once again, Sybil flexes her greasy spoon and cooks up the least healthful version of pozole ever, with the addition of nasty-ass pigs feet and an even greasier hunk of pork meat. The resulting mess had oil slicks that would put BP to shame. Seriously, how long did she have to dig through WinCo to find meat that damn fatty?

I Won't Eat My Spinach And You Can't Make Me!

Says the five year old.

Fake? I think not! --- Sybil's not a racist? Hardly!

Sybil's Badass Revolver is ILLEGAL

To clarify, it is illegal for her to own any type of handgun because she has a domestic violence misdemeanor on her record. How do we know this? She told us she had that conviction (and that's where she met the bum).

Under the Gun Control Act of 1968, it is a violation of FEDERAL law for someone who has a domestic violence rap to own a handgun. The DV thing added in 1996 by the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban, or "Lautenberg Amendment.")

So yeah, Miss Sybil the Internet Badass, you need to get that gun out of your house. Because if we really wanted to, we could have the feds at your door for that one.

A Nutrient Deficiency?

Some illnesses, mental and physical, can be caused by a simple lack of particular nutrients in ones diet. Perhaps Sybil's unstoppable rage and paranoia (among other things) has been caused by a simple yet longterm lack of Vitamin Spooge?

Look! It's Sybil's Bedroom!

Who could that person be that Sybil's allowed to use her computer?

She's So Deprived!

Oh, poor Sybil! It's not the 15th yet, and she's forced to go without! Oh, the humanity...

Diggers Diabetic Diner

Just add salted nuts, chicken stock, "health wine", starchy white rice, ham and a box of candy for a deelickshus dinner for diabetics. Don't forget to take your cinnamon pills for dessert!

Once this concoction stirs up your kidney stones, you can treat us all to a picture of your bloody urine-splashed toilet!

3 days b/4 check arrives, and she's off the wall again

folks, please note the day, it is 3 days until checks arrive in her bank account. go back and look at all of her ramblings and you will see that the most obnoxious and vile rants are always posted as she runs out of money because she hasn't budgeted from check to check. She gets angry and blames us when her bills are due. every.fucking.month. its the same thing over and over again.

and no white rice has zero fiber and london broil is not broiled. that doesn't mean that her mom didn't broil hers, its just that, no, traditional london broil is not broiled . lolz...

but hey look at the stupid she's posted today. A can of roasted salted mixed nuts, bottom of the barrel walmart brand is going to cure her cholesterol! ROTFL!!

And a package of dubious vitamin pills is going to help her diabetes. ROTFL.

I've never seen Sybil eat nutrient dense whole foods. The one thing that all the scientific data and all the medical schools teach, if u want to lower cholesterol and diabetes you must eat a WHOLE FOODS diet of fresh vegetables, fruit and WHOLE GRAINS. Hell, she lives in Reno summer desert hell land, she could be grinding her own wheat sprouts and drying loaves (essene bread) in the hot nevada sun on her porch. that's just one whole foods suggestion. the other is lots of fresh vegetable salads SANS THE ICEBERG LETTUCE -- which has zero nutrition (mostly water) that she could prepare.

I could feed Sybil better than she eats now, cheaper, on better quality food. I eat this way, myself and have health problems too that I am trying to solve with a whole foods diet and cardio exercise. But the bum isn't going to like my menus and shopping list... I really think this is what holds Sybil back from really turning her kitchen from a grease and slop center to a health center.. that damn bum of hers. If it were me of course, it would either eat the health foods and health menus I provide or it would starve.

Results from a Google Search

Sybil is such a liar. Her search pic must have been phony or 5 years old. Look at what comes up when she is searched for. The blogs are doing their job once again.

teh ghey face

what i'd like to know is how rekers was able to go around for so many years with that mustache and not be outed. lolz and mccollum most certainly has a case of the gay face. lolz

anyhow.. so much for the "small government republicans" .. see, it's ok to waste taxpayer money as long as its for some gawdly holey crusade. there is really no difference at all between the parties when it comes to lavish spending of money they've forcibly taken from citizens paychecks.

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Blast From the Past: "Vindictive Family"

Sybil's brother and sister in law have not only allowed Sybil to drive a thuggy lowrider that's in their name, they've also co-signed for his lodging and utilities. But after a while, SIL decides she no longer trusts Sybil to pay the rent and power on time. Frankly, who would with Sybil's record of three bankruptcies and constant late payments?

By freeing herself (and Sybil's brother) from the financial strain of carrying this loser's irresponsible ass, SIL has unleashed Sybil's flaming bile and revealed his ignorance about co-signing.

If you're still thinking Sybil's a poor, helpless victim, this video will give you a view of the ugly, ugly truth behind this grifting user.

A lil' off topic: George Alan Rekers

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More Booze for Pain Control

If you guessed that Sybil got loaded at a casino on payday, you're right! But of course, the hootch is purely medicinal. Because what a 400-pound diabetic needs is more liquor!

"Afterward, whilst suffering from INTENSE back pain from the return of my quarter-sized kidney stone, I went to John Ascuaga's Nugget casino in Sparks and had two of the most delicious martinis ever made by the hands of man for FREE which numbed the pain considerably.

"I was quite impressed after experiencing a BUZZ from the first cocktail. They used good booze; I watched the bartender make it correctly. And for FREE --ER-- if you sit at the bar and play $10 on the video poker machines there. As long as you play, you get free booze for all eternity. Normally the drinks cost a whopping $8.50 there. So I put a $10 in the machine and WON DOUBLE my money back on video poker. Oh, the thrill of pushing that cash-out button after I swilled down TWO perfect dry martinis made with good gin! I made a sucker out of that casino by walking out with a gut filled with free booze and double my money back. It was almost criminal. From now on I will consume alcohol for free at John Ascuaga's Nugget."

Happy Cinco de Mayo! (NSFW - kinda)