Just add salted nuts, chicken stock, "health wine", starchy white rice, ham and a box of candy for a deelickshus dinner for diabetics. Don't forget to take your cinnamon pills for dessert! Once this concoction stirs up your kidney stones, you can treat us all to a picture of your bloody urine-splashed toilet!
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LMC, The all time classic was when you said "I gotta keep up my strength with some taters and sugar!"
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until some study says jalapeno poppers and chicken wings are health food.
"Eat food, not too much. Mostly plants." Michael Pollan
Oh yeah, because peppers are good for you (they're veggies, ya know!) and chicken's a leaner meat than beef.
ReplyDeleteI am all about helping people justify something that makes them happy, but if you're a 400-pound diabetic? No. I will NOT help you justify killing yourself via unhealthy food and overdoses of booze.
So no taters and sugar for you, Sybil. Not yours!
You folks seem obsessed with Digger - me thinks it's jealousy. The last thing I would do is to get upset by your ranting. Anyone who has to hide as you try to do can't face the light for fear their ignorance will shine. This is a laughable blog.
ReplyDeleteWhat's to hide, Sybil? Should we put up photos of our drivers licenses, home addresses and credit card numbers?
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad you think the blog is laughable. We do strive for humor!