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Saturday, July 3, 2010
An Old, But Wonderful Bum Story!
Confirmation of Bum's 5 DUIs at last!
It also appears that Bum has no problem waking his best girlfriend up at 1am on a school night and forcing her to drive him to a drunken breakfast.
Well since Sybil is zoned out on Xanax and "health wine", and she's had a domestic violence conviction, that makes her a drug addicted criminal. With Bum's 5 DUI's, he's a criminal 5 times over.
Now Sybil likes to throw stones so much, she better throw them closer to home.
Good lord, that is a sordid story. Nobody in their right mind would take a staggering, unrepentant alcoholic anywhere except home to sleep it off. But Sybil's willing to do it for a free meal. At a friggin' Denny's. At 1am.
I can't imagine bum's cleaned himself up much since then, but at least with Sybil paying for all his alcohol and a place to crash, at least the bum's not driving. Five damn DUIs? Sheesh.
"he burns a Jesus Candle continuously all the time so he can't be all bad." R O F L!
What a tawdry Bum! I'm not gonna pass judgement on the 5 DUIs and the drunkeness though because look what a great success Dick Cheney has been. Bum just never applied himself.
Tawdry is right. I'm gonna pass judgment though cause once or twice is a dumb mistake while five times indicates criminal intent. Bum just doesn't care about nobody but his gross, greasy self.
Well since Sybil is zoned out on Xanax and "health wine", and she's had a domestic violence conviction, that makes her a drug addicted criminal.
ReplyDeleteWith Bum's 5 DUI's, he's a criminal 5 times over.
Now Sybil likes to throw stones so much, she better throw them closer to home.
Good lord, that is a sordid story. Nobody in their right mind would take a staggering, unrepentant alcoholic anywhere except home to sleep it off. But Sybil's willing to do it for a free meal. At a friggin' Denny's. At 1am.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine bum's cleaned himself up much since then, but at least with Sybil paying for all his alcohol and a place to crash, at least the bum's not driving. Five damn DUIs? Sheesh.
"he burns a Jesus Candle continuously all the time so he can't be all bad." R O F L!
ReplyDeleteWhat a tawdry Bum! I'm not gonna pass judgement on the 5 DUIs and the drunkeness though because look what a great success Dick Cheney has been. Bum just never applied himself.
Tawdry is right. I'm gonna pass judgment though cause once or twice is a dumb mistake while five times indicates criminal intent. Bum just doesn't care about nobody but his gross, greasy self.
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