Monday, July 19, 2010

Today's the Day: Will the Bum Qualify for SSI?

Will the bum be able to summon the spirit of Norma Desmond and put on a dramatic show that'll convince the government that she's really disabled and desperately needs to be supported by taxpayers?

Or will she stagger in, reeking of Natty Ice, and blow the whole thing?
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 20, 2010 at 12:31 AM

    Lousy photo LadyMiss Chumley, prison clerk.

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  2. UnknownJuly 20, 2010 at 9:47 PM

    Aww, are you just upset that the bum didn't get some windfall of taxpayer dollars for being a drunk?

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  3. Sybil's ComeuppanceJuly 21, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    Bum won't get SSI for being a lazy drunk.

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  4. LadyMiss ChumleyJuly 21, 2010 at 8:59 PM

    Nope, the bum won't get squat. Hell, he's never had a job in his life (aside from the odd job off the books for beer money). What could he possibly have accrued in Social Security?

    Yep, Sybil's going to be carrying that burden for life. She'll never give up her bum!

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