Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Of course! Since she has cable internet that went off too! Sybil's got herself in deep shit again and doesn't even have Bum's mother's house to flop at now.
My Internet connection, cable TV and cat food supplies are just fine, you moron. Boy you sure assume a lot of things. But then you were never that bright to begin with. Since you are SCREAMING for a response I thought I'd set your sick mind at ease. Now go smoke some more crack and dream up some other fantasy, old hen.
I'm sure everybody is getting a kick out of knowing what Syb was doing yestgerday. Scrambling around to the payday loan companies so she could get things turned back on. Sybil's life is soooo predictable!
She's breaking her cyber bullying umbilical cord by referring all her traffic to the FBI. She must want people to lodge complaints against her for all the threats and other illegal activities she's engaged in for the past 10+ years. Bring 'em on folks!
Eh, she's given that up and has shut her page down again. And although she thinks she's being sneaky, we can tell when she visits because the referring URL is "Hide My Ass" -- the anonymous browser thingie Sybil always uses.
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Of course! Since she has cable internet that went off too! Sybil's got herself in deep shit again and doesn't even have Bum's mother's house to flop at now.
ReplyDeletePoor Sybil bibble. She screwed herself so bad that she destroyed the only thing she loves. She can't troll, stalk and harass on the internet!
ReplyDeleteDear Alienated friends and relatives,
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading this, please don't answer the phone over the next two weeks. You know it's going to be Sybil crying for a "loan."
My Internet connection, cable TV and cat food supplies are just fine, you moron. Boy you sure assume a lot of things. But then you were never that bright to begin with. Since you are SCREAMING for a response I thought I'd set your sick mind at ease. Now go smoke some more crack and dream up some other fantasy, old hen.
ReplyDeleteThere goes the peace and quiet!
ReplyDeleteIt was nice to have a breather of a few days without Sybil around.
ReplyDeleteIf anybody would believe what Sybil says, well I've got a bridge or two in Brooklyn I've been trying to unload.
I'm sure everybody is getting a kick out of knowing what Syb was doing yestgerday. Scrambling around to the payday loan companies so she could get things turned back on. Sybil's life is soooo predictable!
ReplyDeleteIf one payday loan establishment finds out about Sybils borrowing from another one at the same time, I wouldn't want to be around when they find out.
ReplyDeleteSybil has to rob Peter to pay Paul who borrowed from George way of doing things.
ReplyDeleteShe'll never catch up or get ahead in life doing things that way.
She's breaking her cyber bullying umbilical cord by referring all her traffic to the FBI. She must want people to lodge complaints against her for all the threats and other illegal activities she's engaged in for the past 10+ years. Bring 'em on folks!
ReplyDeleteEh, she's given that up and has shut her page down again. And although she thinks she's being sneaky, we can tell when she visits because the referring URL is "Hide My Ass" -- the anonymous browser thingie Sybil always uses.
ReplyDeleteThat queen couldn't hide her fat ass by standing next to a hippopotamus.
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