Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Sybil isn't handicapped and doesn't have a handicapped parking tag, but she thinks it's perfectly fine to use handicapped spaces when she's in a hurry.
She also claims to have "savings", which is a howler in itself.
If, heaven forbid, Sybil should pass from this earth in an untimely fashion, she's left instructions for the bum on how he should care for her bereft felines.