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Saturday, January 1, 2011
Sybil's New Year's Resolutions?
Oh my... Where to begin? Despite her protestations, I'm sure there's room for improvement, don't you?
I think a better representation of Sybil would be Mary Worth. She's umm,*retired*, sticks her nose in her neighbor's business and is full of bland, useless advice.
I wonder if Mary Worth ever hungers for str8 thug loads in her pooper like Sybil?
Here's a resolution -- ditch the doo-rags and backwards baseball caps. Those haven't been cool for about 20 years now, and wearing them makes you look like a jackass who's trying to look "young and hip."
I get your point, but did you have to desecrate Calvin and Hobbes? This is an outrage!
ReplyDeletePoor Calvin, he'll be protesting next about wearing Sybil's doo-rag.
ReplyDeleteI can just picture Sybil screeching at one of her cats about how perfect she is.
ReplyDeleteI think a better representation of Sybil would be Mary Worth. She's umm,*retired*, sticks her nose in her neighbor's business and is full of bland, useless advice.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Mary Worth ever hungers for str8 thug loads in her pooper like Sybil?
Here's a resolution -- ditch the doo-rags and backwards baseball caps. Those haven't been cool for about 20 years now, and wearing them makes you look like a jackass who's trying to look "young and hip."
ReplyDeleteAhahaah... Mary Worth. Now there's a tired strip that just keeps running despite the fact that nobody reads it. Kinda like Sybil's website!
ReplyDeleteSybil thinks her doo-rag substitutes for a brain helmet.
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