Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Revealed! Sybil's New Website!
At least it's a lot more interactive than her old ones. This time you can click and make the bum do something!
Aeeeieee! I shall rub some chicken bones together on your behalf, Anonymous. And I'm expecting an email from Sylvia Browne any minute now with instructions on how to save you.
In the meantime, have you clicked the "Reno Snowcam" link? It's like... all minor snowfall, all the time.
I was wondering what kind of background check Sybil requires to enter her chat room. I have a criminal background check used by employers, but its over 2 years old...do you think she'll accept it?? I don't want her to get suspicious if I send it in.
Oh, she'll want a brand new, very fresh background check from the FBI, CIA, Mossad and the Reno PD before she'll even consider letting you into her chat room. And she'll certainly want a wad of cash as a "love offering" as well.
Ahahahaha, that's why I didn't put a "See Bum Get a Job" button. I think we all know nobody can make that happen, so it'd definitely send you to a 404 page.
Ack! I clicked on the PayPal link and a spectral hand took my wallet and my soul!
ReplyDeleteAeeeieee! I shall rub some chicken bones together on your behalf, Anonymous. And I'm expecting an email from Sylvia Browne any minute now with instructions on how to save you.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, have you clicked the "Reno Snowcam" link? It's like... all minor snowfall, all the time.
Bum has a fancy bed.
ReplyDeleteThis just in, billions of dendritic ice crystals continue to fall from the sky! Can nothing stop them?
ReplyDeleteI love the queenie canopy bed sybil has bought her bum. Is that where they do the nasty now?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering what kind of background check Sybil requires to enter her chat room. I have a criminal background check used by employers, but its over 2 years old...do you think she'll accept it??
ReplyDeleteI don't want her to get suspicious if I send it in.
Oh, she'll want a brand new, very fresh background check from the FBI, CIA, Mossad and the Reno PD before she'll even consider letting you into her chat room. And she'll certainly want a wad of cash as a "love offering" as well.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the click to see bum get a job button???? Would probably just 404 anyway....
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha, that's why I didn't put a "See Bum Get a Job" button. I think we all know nobody can make that happen, so it'd definitely send you to a 404 page.
ReplyDeleteBum and Sybil have a full time job covering each other for their scams and other illegal activities!
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