Saturday, January 15, 2011

Flashback: Sybil's Cat Care Demands


If, heaven forbid, Sybil should pass from this earth in an untimely fashion, she's left instructions for the bum on how he should care for her bereft felines.
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  1. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Change the litter box after 4th or 5th day?

    Sybil loves to smell cat poop and ammonia!

    Can you imagine the smell in that apartment?

    Cigarette smoke, grease and a rank cat litter box.

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  2. LadyMiss ChumleyJanuary 15, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    I know! GAaahh! Only 1 litter box for 3 cats and she only cleans it every 4th or 5th day? That's animal abuse and chemical warfare.

    And I thought it was amusing that the bum is "not lock himself in his room to drink alone." Makes ya think that might be a habit of his, eh?

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    Did ya ever think he locks himself in his room so he doesn't have to smell that litter box?

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 at 3:53 AM

    If Syb passes, the Bum will go on a extreme booze bender to deal will the loss of his benefactor. He very likely could find himself impulsively taking a bus back to CA, while drunk.
    With no food or water around, the cats will turn on each other for sustenance. Most likely White Paws will end up eating the other two.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 at 4:48 AM

    All four of Sybil's "pets" need to be removed to a shelter for their own good.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    I think the bum will shoo the cats outside to fend for themselves while he drinks up everything left in the house. Then he'll try to hock or sell Sybil's possessions to the neighbors for booze money. Then he'll stay drunk until the police/landlord physically evict him from the place.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    Bum is a pet? Sybil better get him to the vet for his shots and neutering.

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