So now we're a "Gay Butthurt page?"

For more gay butthurt, please visit http://grifterswine.blogspot.com

Does that mean she'll go back to being the REAL Sybil now?

Is this the Ultimate Disclaimer (tm)?

Is this even enforceable? Just look at all the paranoia dripping off this thing!

Miss Sybil: Private Eye of the Back Wards Has Revelation!

Does this mean we're in for another bowel movement story?

The Internet Crime Complaint Center

From the website: "IC3 accepts online Internet crime complaints from either the person who believes they were defrauded or from a third party to the complainant."

Fraud is defined as: "deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit"

It could also be defined as wasting a government agency's time by filing a Internet Butthurt complaint when one has NOT been swindled out of any cash or shiny objects.

Fraud could also be defined as taking donations for access, then shutting down the site. For more info, see Steve MacDonald, Grifter and be sure to read the comments. Heck, you may have comments of your own to make!

Overheard at the FBI Office...

Sybil: "Officer, I would like to report some stalkers and have them arrested!"
FBI: "Have these people threatened you with bodily harm?"
Sybil: "No."
FBI: "Have they shown up on your doorstep uninvited?"
Sybil: "Uh, no."
FBI: "Have they sent you anything in the mail or tried to call you?"
Sybil: "No, but they're harassing me online! And I want them arrested!"
FBI: "So they're not threatening you, mailing you anything, calling you or showing up on your property?"
Sybil: "No, but..."
FBI: "You don't have any legal case, but you do seem to have a case of Internet Butthurt, which is not grounds for arrest or prosecution anywhere on Planet Earth."
Sybil: "But..but...but.."
FBI: "Now stop queening out and get the hell out of my office."