Hurry, hurry hurry... Step right up, grifters and bums! Spin the wheel and see where it lands! Will it be commentary, advice, parody or satire?
Have you been banned from Sybil's site? Welcome to the club!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Ah, Memories... The Slam Book
For those of you who avoided "Girl World" in junior high and high school, a slam book was a notebook that had a classmate's name at the top of each page. The slam book was randomly passed around so that writers could make anonymous commentary about each classmate. Now it's your turn to write!
Ahahahaha... Says a screeching old harpy with a pet bum as her only companion. And who lived in a trailer herself. On the couch in the living room, so the bum could have the only bedroom as his private boudoir.
Dear Insane Obsessed Fixated Stalker Bitch: Go scratch monkey balls, you goddamn trailer trash mental midget.
ReplyDeleteAhahahaha... Says a screeching old harpy with a pet bum as her only companion. And who lived in a trailer herself. On the couch in the living room, so the bum could have the only bedroom as his private boudoir.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't killed anyone (that I know of?)! Trying to be positive!
ReplyDelete5:11,
ReplyDeleteNot yet.
All the fights Sybil had with her bum. Were they about all those women bum had in the bedroom in that trailer?
ReplyDeleteBum gave that bed a workout didn't he?
The only time Sybil gets any weiner action is when she cooks hot dogs!
ReplyDeleteSybil so fat that when she steps on the scale, it says "Sorry, no livestock!"
ReplyDeleteDuring gym class, Sybil sneaks back into the locker room and sniffs for ripe jockstraps.
ReplyDeleteI know! It's like she can't get the real athletes' attention, so she goes straight to sniffing their jocks. She's such a gross loser. Eww.
ReplyDelete