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Monday, February 28, 2011
Somebody Needs a Ride
We can't tell. Is that the bum's voice or Sybil's?
Aren't we all waiting for the inevitable "crash" video taken while she's driving around (on BLACK ICE! During SNOWMAGEDDON!) only seeing the world through her videocamera?
And when it happens, it won't be her fault, of course. But will the bum be able to testify if he's asleep (read "drunk") while she's driving around running errands?
BWAAAH! Sounds like the Bum!
ReplyDeleteLOL it does sound like the bum. Sybil can't man up enough to sound like that.
ReplyDeleteNo, Bum wouldn't use grammar or words like that. He'd be using thug talk with lots of MFs, double negatives and other assorted vulgar utterances.
ReplyDeleteCops would give Bum a ride all right. Right to jail. lol
ReplyDeleteSybil would be in hysterics.
It's Sybil who's gonna get a DUI when she drives around on her nerve medicine holding the movie camera.
ReplyDelete...while sybil is taking pics of the snow,the parking lot or her thug truck.
ReplyDeleteYawn.
Aren't we all waiting for the inevitable "crash" video taken while she's driving around (on BLACK ICE! During SNOWMAGEDDON!) only seeing the world through her videocamera?
ReplyDeleteAnd when it happens, it won't be her fault, of course. But will the bum be able to testify if he's asleep (read "drunk") while she's driving around running errands?