Countdown to Disability Payday...

Here we are again, 4 days before Sybils payday and the electric is about to be shut off. What does Sybil do? What she always does of course, begins a 3-4 days long psychotic tirade that ends with the arrival of the disability paycheck on the 15th.

Surely Paula and family have figured this out as we have.

BTW, I miss u guys!!! (edna, ladymiss, SD, charming) it's been so crazy here with work stuff plus my patio garden which is looking oh so yummy! BTW for those of us in cali with our cards, I've been seeing pineapple thai clones around at the dispensaries.... I sense some good thai once again in a couple of months! so good for our elderly aches and pains...

i will be on skype today for a while if anyone wants to holla at me. the name there is: that.damn.bum

We are treated to a titillating email about Sybil

It seems that Sybil has a history blowing her family off. Always willing to take, never willing to give.

SHAME SHAME SHAME!

Is she or isn't she DISABLED?

This is Sybil MacDonald who claims to be physically disabled. She sure looks quite healthy and robust doesn't she?

Sybil's Suggestion to our President

Everybody knows how reactionary and dumb Sybil is, but because she's often been so fascinated with the President's big black dick, it's surprising she hasn't suggested that he plug the oil hole with it.

Sybil's Sixth Sense Is "Entitlement"

Appetite for Self-Destruction

Oh, the sands of time and years of self-indulgence have not been kind to Sybil. Just compare the svelte Sybil of ages ago with the shrieking lard buckety harpy of today. Could it be a thyroid condition or years of shoveling "whatever tastes good and fills my grease-craving gut" into her gaping maw?

An Embarassment to Cats

It's not bad enough that we had to grit our teeth and endure a video of "The Wonder of Cooking Beets." Now, Sybil's embarrassed her cats by sharing a video of her sifting through their shitbox -- complete with poor White Paws being "immortalized" trying to pinch a loaf in peace.

Truly a double whammy: boring your audience AND embarrassing your cats.