Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Proof That Sybil's a Tater Eater


Sybil's now crowing that having a blood sugar reading of 169 is "very good!" Not sure what chart she's reading, but most on the interweb's medical sites say that's about 100 points above what it should be. Can any diabetics attest to this? Should Sybil have added more chicken stock and salsa to her recent caldron of taters?

15 comments:

  1. But, Sybil says she has "good bone structure" (whatever that is?) so I guessing that to mean she can eat whatever she wants because she doesn't have bad bone structure. She doesn't eat vegetables, of course. She just buys them for her "stealth diet" and lets them rot in the fridge.

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  2. Sybil's Groaning Weight ScaleAugust 18, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    If "good bone structure" means you can carry a little extra weight and still look good, then Sybil's fooling herself. That extra 100 pounds is pretty obvious.

    And she's expecting rapid weight loss by switching to eating 10 pounds of chicken instead of 10 pounds of beef? Not gonna happen.

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  3. Taters Taters TatersAugust 18, 2010 at 11:09 AM

    And look at that fridge. She's let the veggies rot to the point of stinking (which obviously took quite a few weeks), and has a huge bowl of taters in there, ready for a boilin'.

    Wouldn't you love to see the lies she writes in her special diet diary for the doc?

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  4. Sybil's Still An IdiotAugust 18, 2010 at 6:37 PM

    She probably eats 10 pounds of taters at a time. Sybil never does anything in moderation. It's always too much or not at all, that's her motto.

    The 169 blood sugar level? That was probably before she ate.

    http://www.diabetes.org/living-with-diabetes/treatment-and-care/blood-glucose-control/checking-your-blood-glucose.html

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  5. Are you a doctor? You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up weirdos.

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  6. Sybil's Still An IdiotAugust 24, 2010 at 8:37 PM

    Hi Sybil, posing as Anon 7:15.

    You're not a doctor or even God, but you think you know everything.

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  7. Starch-a-holics AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Oh, so the doctor knows what he's talking about when it comes to allowing Sybil to call high blood sugar "normal." But when the nutritionist tells Sybil to stop eating tons of meat, rice and taters, she's just a quack.

    Is that pretty much how it goes then?

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  8. Sybil's Such A Dumb AssAugust 24, 2010 at 10:02 PM

    Sybil will put the nutritionist on her stalker list. lolz

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  9. Time to file another DMCA complaint for using my photo from my video! The more DMCA's you rack up they will remove your stupid stalking website! Boy you sure are a stupid fag.

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  10. REMOVE MY FUCKING PICTURE NOW or face getting shut down you weird son of a bitch!

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  11. Can't be Sybil. Her eyes don't look like that. Perhaps she's hallucinating?

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  12. Jeezus, someone's admitting to looking like that?? LOL!

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  13. And Back to the Trough She GoesAugust 30, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    And Sybil's already broken her diet twice this week, first with carnival food then with another gorge-out of chicken and taters. Is she trying to become the unhealthiest diabetic in the world or what?

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  14. We Can See Through SybilAugust 31, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    I'm sure you picked up on the 'they're both sick' crap. Yeah, no money, broke, and no natty ice w/lemon for the bum, and no health wine for Sybil.
    She gets paid tomorrow right? See how fast they both recover.

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  15. And they'll both need lots of fatty, porky meat to help them recover. With salsa and jalapenos so it's "healthy!"

    But yeah, if tomorrow's payday, we can expect some drunken Sybilitic ranting in here when she finally gets the money for hootch and Paxil.

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