This may be the longest, most detailed set of requirements Sybil's ever posted. Discuss! And here's some background music to enjoy while you're plowing through all that verbiage.
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13 years ago
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Notice how that "I believe in the freedom of expression" conflicts with just about everything else this Sybilitic demand requires?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I believe for every drop of rain that falls... a flower grows.
oh for the love of doG. sybil the internet lawyer. LOLz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteis she still making people sign up with real names, addresses, phone and social security number? lolz
ReplyDelete"Nor will I permit any minor to see this material or any other person who might find this material offensive."
ReplyDeleteWhich means YOU can't, but Sybil can. She can post smut and animal torture porn all day long, regardless of who it offends.
Asking for real names, addresses, credit card numbers and sperm samples worked so well for Sybil last time, didn't it? People just flocked to her website, climbing over each other to register and give up their freedom of speech so Sybil could abuse them!
ReplyDeleteher porn links, which i would never click incase there is any virus or illegal content, just keep getting worse and worse. the site used to be a nice place and fun to read when it was all white trash and mexican stories and stupid links... now its beyond vile not even funny anymore
ReplyDeleteNo "obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening" posts? Hey, aren't those the kinds of posts that Sybil excels at?
ReplyDeletewow...what a loopy cunt.
ReplyDeleteSybil wrote that crap wearing her internet lawyer hat.
ReplyDeleteShe's lost it for sure, exactly when she suffered her brain loss is open for debate.
She's back and blaming a hamburger for causing dieuhbeetuss. Sybil is just a regular fat hog from overeating. I expect to see her in spandex soon so she'll fit in with all the other trashy fat girls.
ReplyDeleteLOL, What happened to her registration page? That's been taken down.
ReplyDeleteThat was as popular as her forum with only 6 registrants.
i think at this point sybil's managed to alienate any long term fans she had in the past with her crazy rants about "stalkers" and other negative disturbing behavior. So, it's no big surprise that the forum remained empty the whole time. Who wants to post there and be subject to a loony, spiteful little tryant going off the rails every two seconds? She's the Kim Jong Il of her rapidly shrinking little world. And you know that not a single person filled out that registration form. No one wants to submit their personal information to someone who has periodic paranoid and aggressive episodes, seeing "stalkers" at every turn and posting visitors personal info online. I agree that the quality and tone of the site has gone down and become more negative and disturbing in recent years. Classic case of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
ReplyDeleteI caught my ten-year-old son looking at that site and was appalled that it was so easy for him to access it. I'll do what I can to get that thing shut down.
ReplyDeleteHa-ha, too much for you to register, aigh? Works like a mouse trap! Remember that, obsessed queers!
ReplyDelete"i think at this point sybil's managed to alienate any long term fans she had in the past with her crazy rants about "stalkers" and other negative disturbing behavior."
ReplyDeleteOh shut your pie hole. You are the one that's ruined the website you sick faggot, along with that crazy psycho cunt in Michigan.
Who cares? Nobody seems to care what you have to say except your psychopath cronies who need to check themselves into a padded room for evaluation.
Fuck off sick fag
Aww, Sybil must be out of money for the good stuff and is drinking Natty Ice with her bum. Can't imagine she's squirreled away enough for a jug of health wine to go with that Paxil.
ReplyDeleteAlso,
"i think at this point sybil's managed to alienate any long term fans she had in the past with her crazy rants about "stalkers" and other negative disturbing behavior."
Quoted for Truth. Hah!
I'm surprised she wasn't broke long before this.
ReplyDeleteDoes Sybil really think she's hiding under 'Anonymous'? Anybody can tell it's her by her name calling and threats.
ReplyDelete