He's blown his booty on that expensive parrot!! ..now he has the "SCURVY" and can only afford bottles of Rum!! yo ho ho !!
(Photoshoppery by IncaKitty. Can you tell by the pixels?)
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WOW ... That's is such a good satirical look at Sybil and the Bum!
ReplyDeleteHa! Good one Incakitty! The vest is very slimming, no?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! That is great!
ReplyDeleteLOVE it love it love it !!!!!!
ReplyDeletethe parrot is super too... Incakitty you are my hero <3
That's what happens to someone who wears a buttplug 24/7.
ReplyDeleteIs that why he looks like that, because the butt plug wasn't inserted correctly?
ReplyDelete"What have I done" mutters Sybil to herself, sitting in front of her 'puter. The smell of funky B.O, rotten feet, and soured ass and kitty sh*t surronding her obese frame. Sweat trickles down her forhead. "My hospital trip post failed to fill my tip jar." The money is almost gone and the tip jar remains empty. I could swallow my pride and post " I need your help now". Would that work?, she mutters to herself. Will my adoring visitors open their wallets? She shifts uncomfortably in her chair. Thanks to SK and Grifter there is no money for Crisco or K Y , she had to insert the butt plug in dry. As for the posts on my site, she says, I know my visitors are seeing the stuff that they can see on the MSN page or the Yahoo page. I can try to promise them I'll do better (for a small donation of course ) She throws her head back and screams "what have I done to deserve this? Damn you all to hell !!! Here I was hoping the post about the 5 gallon bucket of diarrhea would bring back happy memories of my daily diary and get my visitors to open their purses. My visitor numbers are down. The money is getting lower with each passing day! It is time to pull a coup de grace! I'll do something completely over the top to win back their donations. You wait and see or my name isn't Sybil ! She smiles through a mouthful of half chewed Wal-Mart mixed nuts and chases it with a large gulp of her cheap health wine, as a single tear rolls down her greasy cheek. It will be a performance of a lifetime she mutters, I will get that Best Actress Oscar yet!
ReplyDeleteAhahaha! You know she's dying to post the details of her life in that diary. She'll probably blather on in the forum about it, though.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, I hope SK & Grifter have put a dent in her fraudulent pleas for donations. Bandwidth, my ass. She's just a wasteful fool.
To misquote Crystal Gayle: "And don't it make her brown eye blue..."
She'll be bellying up at her Wal-Mart supercenter in her scooter, looking for all the price rollbacks that they've been showing on t.v. , having to use the coupons she's printed off her 'puter, giving the finger to people as she cruises the aisles looking for a 25 lb. bag of white rice and some pigs feet cause you know the 4th of July is right around the corner
ReplyDeleteOh Anon at 7:35 is gooood.
ReplyDeleteSybil has called out Spidereye on her site. Let's all sit back and enjoy the humor, satire, wit and parody as Sybil gets her lard ass handed to her on a silver platter.
ReplyDeleteWwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sybil is nothing but a big fat pig with no class. She has a bum leeching from her for a place to put his greasy head. She supports him with beer, pigs feet, a new cell phone every time he 'loses' his.
ReplyDeleteSybil is a misanthropic, homophobe, schizophrenic, liar, grifting, delusional trailer trash whore.
I wonder if she asked Alissa yet about living in Michigan?
No no no! She's telling Bum to kiss her ass.
ReplyDeleteHer cesspool of a site is falling down around her ears, visitor traffic down, daily diary shut down, NO ONE making DONATIONS, she's posting sh*t that can be found on Yahoo or MSN homepages and then she comes out name calling specific people from SK and Grifter, next she'll be posting HATE SITE, SOCK PUPPETS , and YAWN - SAME OLD SHIT. She is no longer recieving the attention she thinks she deserves. NO ONE IS PAYING ATTENTION TO HER NOW AT THE LEVEL SHE WAS ONCE ACCUSTOMED TO. You know what they say " You can take the whore out of the trailer park, BUT you can't take the trailer park out of the whore. She'll be posting any minute now, (in all caps,) OH WOE IS ME , I AM THE VICTIM OF SK ONCE AGAIN. She is broke right now and needs to be a victim to garner donations and sympathy!
ReplyDeleteShe sees herself as a old Hollywood starlet fading into the sunset, but she won't go quietly without a fight. Such a sad, sad situation, especially since she believes it. That's what makes it that much funnier!
ReplyDeleteLets not forget her addiction to Xanax and her 'health wine', which would make her a drug addict and alcoholic.
ReplyDeleteand let's not forget her ADDICTION for all things PORK, all things GREASE and her longing to be of the LATINO nationality. So she could then be called a greasy, gluttonous bipolar whack job ! She really opened that oven door and stuck her noggin right in didn't she? Sybil, use your brain next time. Remember Syb, you do have that high IQ your always bragging about!
ReplyDeleteShe took her pic down from the front page showing herself with that so called 'gun'. Her fat sausage like fingers gave me the creeps.
ReplyDeleteThat's cause her gun pic was on the front page of the diary and she's pretending that the Bum isn't acting up now.
ReplyDeleteSybil has no room to talk. Nevada has the highest crime rate in the nation, and she likes to talk mierda? (that's sh*t in spanish)
ReplyDeleteHypocritical whore.
Calling all "hypocrisy fans"! There's a new/old post coming up on SK in seconds!
ReplyDeleteI promise you'll love it. Really.