anyways.... moving right along...
There have been some choice... and I do mean, choice, classic, "Sybilisms" the past couple of weeks, that dare I say, should be banned around computers and softdrinks, (or martinis, lol). Let's look at the ones that killed my keyboard this time:
1. "I got my camera out of hock, with the bum's help."
HAHA. So what did the bum do to help her get her camera out of hock? Hold her man-titties while she peeled off a C note from her cashroll? I mean... I don't get it. How could the bum possibly HELP her get her camera out of hock? Maybe passed out quietly in the lowrider is her idea of "help" when it comes to the bum?
then again.... maybe not
2. Sybil begins flipping out over a thunderstorm and yells at the bum to "BE PREPARED FOR AN EMERGENCY!!!" while he was "sleeping" in the passenger seat.
Uh NO. lol. The bum was not sleeping, the bum was passed out drunk. No one "goes to sleep" on a trip around town. People do pass out when they've had too much Natty Ice.
3. "We ate our hot dogs and beans in silence as we listened to the building,"
You know, hot dogs r really fucking bad for you. But hey, we all eat em from time to time. I'm pretty damn picky about my dogs (they must be organic); I'm sure sybil is like waaaaayyyyyyy at the other end when it comes to hot dogs. She buys the cheapest, nastiest, greasiest, wal-mart sams club feedlot special. The disgust I get thinking about this makes me hurl a little bit.
4. "In the store parking lot I had to be careful not to slip to avoid filing a slip & fall insurance claim. "
HAHA OMG I'm sure Sybil tried her best to slip and slide around and just couldn't figure out a way to get her ass on the pavement so she could start screeching for laub&laub&laub&laub&laub .. without actually hurting herself too bad, lol!!!!!
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oh and the other thing i forgot to post: The Dollar Tree wouldn't give her a loan! LOL! She owes another "cash advance" place money, that's the only reason a cash advance place will turn someone with a guaranteed paycheck down.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Dollar Tree was a dollar store.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dollartree.com/home.jsp
she probably asked them for a loan too. lol.
ReplyDeleteWhen you borrow money from one cash advance place, you're not supposed to borrow from another one.
ReplyDeleteIn Sybils mine that doesn't apply to her.
This is what can happen if Sybil gets it in her head to file a false insurance claim:
ReplyDeleteDenial or Revocation of Award from a Claim
The least aggressive consequences to filing a fraudulent personal injury claim is for the claim to be denied or the funds awarded to you requested to be refunded. If you are unable to refund the full amount awarded to you, the insurance company may file a lien request in court. If granted, the insurance company would then own a property right in your property which would prevent you from selling or profiting from it without their first being notified and being entitled to the proceeds. The company can also garnish your wages.
Lawsuits for Fraudulent Insurance Claims
Several states have enacted laws which allow a claimant behind a fraudulent insurance claim to be brought up on civil or criminal charges. Typically, these laws require a claimant that is found guilty of accusations alleging fraud to repay the company with interest for any monies received. Some states, though, permit incarceration of guilty claimants.
Criminal Charges of Embezzlement or Theft
The most serious of consequences of filing a fraudulent insurance claim is for the claimant to be brought up on charges of embezzlement or theft. Embezzlement occurs when a person misappropriates funds entrusted to his care; theft is when property is taken without any right to it. In both circumstances, the property would be the money awarded by the company. Both crimes are punishable by fines or imprisonment.
http://www.personalinjurylawyer.com/resources/personal-injury/personal-injury-claims/consequences-filing-a-fraudulent-personal-i
Sorry for the long post.
LAUB & LAUB & LAUB AND LAUB !
ReplyDeleteOh no, she'll sic me on them!
ReplyDeleteShe has no case.
ReplyDeleteShe has no stalking case either.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, Sybils just S.O.L.
Sh*t out of luck.
Sybil confuses Moneytree with Dollar Tree.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.moneytreeinc.com/
http://www.dollartree.com/home.jsp
Looks to me like she doesn't know yesterday from tomorrow.
ROFLMAO at the "passed out quietly in the lowrider" bit..
ReplyDeleteNow That's Entertainment!
Ha ha ha what extent of idiocy is required to believe that organichot dogs are somehow better? They are still the offal and otherwise nasty parts that aren't usually eaten. Get off your high horse, you aren't a big enough person to ride it
ReplyDeleteLaub & Laub motto:
ReplyDelete"If you have a phone, you have a lawyer."
LOLZ
That's rich.
Sybil thinks just because she has a phone they're her attorneys? Did she get an appointment to go to their office and wave a bunch of papers? Great video that would make.
She's sliding into nutsville.
Good call on those, Bummi! That part about the bum "sleeping" was a riot. Of course he was passed out in the vehicle. Nobody takes a nap while running errands unless he's drunk as a skunk.
ReplyDeleteAnd that part about "so I could avoid filing a slip and fall" suit? Oh please. You know Sybil was hoping she'd find a way to only slightly insure herself and cash in. Normal people would have just said, "so I could avoid slipping and falling." Sybil's mind is all about the grift and finding an opportunity to rip somebody off.
Also, I can't get that damn Laub&Laub&Laub&Laub ditty out of my head now.
Sybils problem is that she has a champagne taste on a beer budget.
ReplyDeleteShe's not a drooling idiot. She's smart enough to budget her $3000.00 monthly income(tax-free) with money left over but she won't.
She won't get anywhere by running to the casino and Walmart every payday and buying up what she can and then whine she's broke while she tries to make other peoples lives miserable because of the poor spending choices she makes.
Sybil is 51 years old already and she needs to get it together.
Even though Sybil didn't pay her cable bill and her TV is off, she could still watch her DVDs and video collection, or didn't her dumb ass know that?
ReplyDeleteJust put it in and turn it on as usual.
"We ate our hot dogs and beans in silence as we listened to the building.....
ReplyDeleteWhat was your apartment building telling you Sybil?
don't you have anything else to do with your time than worry about this guy?
ReplyDeleteI think he's adorable and hilarious. Anyone who makes this blog is the crazy one. How would you like it if the tables were turned on you...
ReplyDeleteIf he wasn't on here all the time trying to harass all of us, we wouldn't be worried about him. OK?
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 2:17, have you read the vulgar and filthy insults Sybil hurls at us in the comments on this blog? She's a nasty, hateful grifter.
ReplyDeleteIf she does want to make a parody of this blog, I'd love to read it and would probably get plenty of laughs out of it. Mostly because I'm not a thin-skinned, sociopathic, whiny baby.
Yaay!!!! Blob is back up
ReplyDeleteLOL I was so excited blog was back up I misspelled it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBlog is back up!!!!!!
SK is up, but Sybil's website is down. Again. But I'm gonna guess she didn't pay the hosting fees. Damn that "Struggle Life."
ReplyDeleteLOL ... and you know that bouncing her $10 hosting fee cost her $35 for the rubber check charge! She really oughta pimp out that bum of hers.
ReplyDeleteFOR RENT: Ugly Latino Top, enjoys watching television, drinking Natty Ice with lemon and "sleeping" in the car while we run errands.
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