Why Chase Bugs?

Yeah, that was food for thought.You can see the rest of the Oddee List here.

The 12 Days of Sybil's Christmas

Sing it with us!

"The Bum's PINK PANTIES, 11 greasy cockrings, 10 gin martinis, 9 pounds of taters, 8 bills for payin', 7 stalkers stalking, 6 thugs a humping, FIIIIVE PAYDAY LOANS, 4 sworn out warrants, 3 Natty Ice, 2 nasty pigs feet and a complaiiiiiiint to the I C Threeeeeeeeeee!"

AIDS/HIV CURED. YAY!! and Better start polishing your resume for W-O-R-K sybs.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/12/14/doctors-claim-hiv-positive-man-cured-stem-cell-transplant/

Miss Ken Sends Omaha Steaks. YAWN.

I swear to doG, Miss Ken and Sybil have essentially the same low-brow tastes for stuffing their gullets with fatty MEAT. Case-in-point:  Miss Ken sends Sybil the 59.99 Combo Special w/free shipping from Omaha Steaks. You get like 5 burgers, 5 hotdogs, 5 steaks, 5 fatty stuffed processed baked potatoes, or something like that.... this is "party" food for the holidays for NORMAL sized people, not Sybils and Miss Kens.

Personally, I would not order Omaha Steaks when you can go to Whole Foods and buy organic grass fed steak. It's not cheap, but why do fat-asses like Sybil and Miss Ken NEED to have so much meat in their diets anyhow?
Once a week grass fed steak or wild caught salmon. Everything else should be fruits and vegetables for these two!

It's What's for Dinner!

What was Sybil Doing in Wichita?

The ad she posted on her site today tells the whole story!

Sybil's Hero, Phred Phelps

Other Fish in the Sea

For those of you who are sick of a link dump site that gets shut down every time Sybil gets her pannies in a wad, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. And none of them require you to view gay porn just to see the links.

Nothing to do with Arbroath
Neatorama
The Presurfer
Unique Daily
Everlasting Blort
Cockeyed
Cruel
Internet Crime Archives
Raw Meat
Squidoo
Married to the Sea
ListVerse

It's Over, Miss Ken.

I have joined the ex-gay movement and am now an ex-fag hag.

Not to mention the fact that you were giving Sybs the hot beef injection for 11 years while she fed you pigs foot stew.

Lord have mercy.

Holiday Gift Idea for Sybil

Instead of ham, why not send Sybil something she can use every day of the year?
And a delightful Christmas elf just sent in a NSFW holiday gift idea for the bum!

Healthwine To Go!

New hat enables hands-free operation so you can guzzle it down while you're pretending to be "Not Sybil but a supporter of hers" in the SK Chatroom! It'll make you look like the badass dumbass you really are!

No Ham for Sybil! Muhuhwahahahahaha.

Yep, Miss Ken told me in chat that her and her husband were not sending a ham this year. I suggested a basket of organic vegetables or fruit... aren't I nice?  Of course, that's not good enough for Sybil, she'll squall until she gets that damn ham.

And yes, Sybil mentioned back in October about cooking up a 22 lb turkey. She was getting excited for fall and Thanksgiving food, or some such thing... it was in the blog.

The Bum would fall for this.

Ham and Cheese

She's Rampaging on Usenet Again

Oh my, but Sybil doesn't give up, does she? The kicker is that Sybil's the one who's registered "LadyMissChumley@Gmail.com" as an address, so any hate mail that's sent there will go right to Sybil.

Sybil Gets Something Right -- But not quite...

Sybil posted one of her silly polls again. I crossed off everything that was wrong and circled what was right! LOL!



Of course, as you can see, Sybs is forever thinking about being a bottom. Well I got news for you, weathergirl! I like being the bottom in gay sex too, so wearing a strap on would only be fun sometimes.

But truthfully, Sybils taste in gay porn and men is a real turn off for me. I've seen pix of Miss Ken, and I can honestly say that I would have tried to do him if I had been hagging back then in her social circles. But he's the only one. The rest of Sybils men are gross.

Some original content from Weirdlinks.org

She changed the caption, but I changed it back to its original statement. My my Sybil, it does appear that you have a problem.

It's Time for Halloween Dress-up!

For Sybil, Halloween is about tricking, not treating. Kinda like every day of the year, actually.

A New Beginning...For the Umpteenth Time

Another day, another registration requirement. At least this time she's slimmed down the ridiculously-long "terms of service" and isn't wanting a $50 donation. She is, however, blocking free email services and wanting to know if you're a long-time ass kisser.

Sybil better call Laub&Laub&Laub&Laub

Sybil is now slandering a very powerful man. She'd better make sure she pays her phone bill because she's gonna need a lawyer when this guy finds out and sues the "fu*ck" (to quote one of Sybil's favorite threats) out of her.

Sybil is guilty of copyright infringement

In spite of the fact that it clearly states that this story is copyrighted with all rights reserved, Sybil steals it and posts it on her site anyway.

YES on Sharron Angle!!! An SK Voters Guide...

The election is almost here and it's getting real exciting on this side of the Nevada border (the cool side. lol). Looks like Prop 19 is going to pass and if we have some extra luck this year, SHARRON ANGLE will get elected in Nevada and we'll be treated to months of never ending Sybil bitching about Sharron implementing her conservative policies and how it's affecting the bum and Sybs. Priceless!

I've been invited to a couple of Prop 19 election night parties, but I'm probably going to be too sick to get out and go so lets have an election night party in chat right here at Sybils Kharma Blog? What do u guys think? We can ring in Prop 19 and celebrate the election of Sharron Angle in Nevada! WOOT!!

The Men in White Coats Finally Nab Sybil

She finally made it into her private padded love nest!

Saturday Night Bong and Cocktails

Blogger Chat

Sybils Spirit Gets Her Comeuppance

What Sybil's HIV-Status Means To Her

Mr. Wonka would be ashamed...

Ruin Sybil's Holiday Season: YES on Sharron Angle and YES on Prop 19!!

And while Sybs is ranting and raving about Sharron putting that damn bum of hers to work at a REAL JOB.. we'll be over here on this side of the Nevada border imbibing the finest harvest California has offer... HAHAHAHAH!

Sharron is going to crack down on Sybil and her bum! MUhuhwhahahahaha! And she's stuck there! That alone is worth electing Sharron Angle.

Sybil's 72 Minute Visit to Our Blog

Dearest darling Sybil. We're so glad you love this blog. It's a great compliment knowing that you spend so much time looking at it.

Sybil's Latest Tactic: Live Begging

Barging into Usenet & Google Groups uninvited and posting off-topic demands hasn't worked so well for Sybil, so the Natty Ice Chatters had another idea: taking it to the public. Not sure why she's got those bottles of HIV-laced spurmz unless she thinks she can sell it to other grifters who want to get on the same SSI gravy train.

Oops! I said "gravy." That'll attract Sybil for sure. Especially if it's greasy pork gravy.

sybils rental dilemma

hey everyone just trying to get into chat tonight, it seemed to be hosed i could not sign in or see what anyone was saying. oh well, probably a server fart

anywayssss.....

sybil of course is falling for the classic "luxury apartment for cheap scam" and its a big scam here out west. we've had apartment complexes show us amenities that once we are locked into the lease, are all of a sudden broken, etc etc. ... such places also work with those that "have bad credit" u wont get the 99 bux move in deal with bad credit!!! we got it, with our good credit and thats how we found out that most of these "complexes" are total rip offs and scams. bad credit like sybil and the bum are going to have to choke up a thousand at least in reno 4 sure.

we rent a condo from an individual owner now and are very happy with it, no bs. but we had to give him our credit reports before we were approved. nice places u have to have good credit. lol ... unless u got thousands to cough up i guess.

Tuesday Night Tea and Crumpets

join us for tea and crumpets! oh, and natty ice too!

Live Blogging Platform

Weirdlinks.org not a porn site?

It's obvious that Sybil has no clue what is and is not appropriate and legal to post on her site.

The Usenet Tells Sybil What They Think of Her

Poor Sybil. There isn't a single person on the internet that likes her .... No matter what name she tries to hide under, everyone always know it's Sybil, QUEEN OF TROLLS AND SCAM ARTISTS.

The High Cost of a Big-Screen Television

When Pot is Legalized in Nov. What Will Sybil Do?

I'll tell you what that old hypocrite is going to do. She's going to get her fat ass right over the border up there in Tahoe (to the california side where they have a dispensary) and score some buds for her and that bum. GUARANTEED.

Sybil, a laugh a minute.

hey people, i am up on skype tonight incase anyone wants to chew the fat, as always that.damn.bum is my skype username.

anyways.... moving right along...



There have been some choice... and I do mean, choice, classic, "Sybilisms" the past couple of weeks, that dare I say, should be banned around computers and softdrinks, (or martinis, lol). Let's look at the ones that killed my keyboard this time:

1. "I got my camera out of hock, with the bum's help."

HAHA. So what did the bum do to help her get her camera out of hock? Hold her man-titties while she peeled off a C note from her cashroll? I mean... I don't get it. How could the bum possibly HELP her get her camera out of hock? Maybe passed out quietly in the lowrider is her idea of "help" when it comes to the bum?

then again.... maybe not

2. Sybil begins flipping out over a thunderstorm and yells at the bum to "BE PREPARED FOR AN EMERGENCY!!!" while he was "sleeping" in the passenger seat.

Uh NO. lol. The bum was not sleeping, the bum was passed out drunk. No one "goes to sleep" on a trip around town. People do pass out when they've had too much Natty Ice.

3. "We ate our hot dogs and beans in silence as we listened to the building,"

You know, hot dogs r really fucking bad for you. But hey, we all eat em from time to time. I'm pretty damn picky about my dogs (they must be organic); I'm sure sybil is like waaaaayyyyyyy at the other end when it comes to hot dogs. She buys the cheapest, nastiest, greasiest, wal-mart sams club feedlot special. The disgust I get thinking about this makes me hurl a little bit.

4. "In the store parking lot I had to be careful not to slip to avoid filing a slip & fall insurance claim. "

HAHA OMG I'm sure Sybil tried her best to slip and slide around and just couldn't figure out a way to get her ass on the pavement so she could start screeching for laub&laub&laub&laub&laub .. without actually hurting herself too bad, lol!!!!!

Somebody Call a Doctor

"The term "shut-in" describing a personality reaction was first used by Hoch and later elaborated by Adolph Meyer to describe a stormy childhood and a difficult adolescence characterized by withdrawal, indifference, inability to mix with other children and often with overprotection and anxiety on the parents part.

"In other words, a child with a shut-in personality exhibits the withdrawn, seclusive, apathetic and antisocial traits that the dementia praecox or "process schizophrenic" shows to an exaggerated degree." -- From "Diagnostic and Prognostic Significance of the Shut-In Personality Type as a Prodromal Factor in Schizophrenia," by Phyllis Whitman,PhD, Illinois Department of Public Welfare, Elgin State Hospital

The Road to Hell... Highlighted

We used our handy highlighter to emphasize the areas in which Sybil appears to be a Class-A Violator of God's Laws (tm). We would have highlighted the "Child Molester" part, but we can't prove that putting pics of nude very young men (are they really over 18?) on her site means she's thrown actually herself at any children.

In any case, perhaps she should use "Helena Handbasket" for her next alias?

Sybil's Phony Apology

How could anyone forget this pretend apology from Sybil after she a had new bunghole ripped for her by the Reno PD.

Screw the Cats. I want TV!

One of Sybil's only good traits has been that she does seem to love her cats. But apparently she loves television more. Rather that plan ahead to make sure her beloved moggies had grub, she threw her SSI check at an unnecessary big-screen tv then had no money to feed the felines until she hocked her camera.

Sybil's Internet Bungholio Hurt

"Let this case be a foreboding to my Blogger.com cyberstalker(s). Keep on and you can lose your job just like this guy is going to do. Once your defamation is published on the Internet, anonymous or not, it can be traced back to you and have financial repercussions. Be forewarned, time is closing in on you (hint-hint)."

Anyone heard from her new crack team of attorneys yet? Any black helicopters hovering over your house? Has she hacked into your bank account yet? Does anyone take her "hint-hint" seriously? Me neither.

The Great Pumpkin

This is definitely the biggest vegetable I've seen in a long time.

Sybil Lusts for Dark Meat

And she has the nerve to criticize others for spreading disease!

Give Up Your Constitutional Rights Now!

If you want to read Sybil's diary, be prepared to say that "I believe in the freedom of expression provided for in the Constitution of the United States of America." At the same time, you'll have to agree to give up those rights to speak freely if you want to get registered. This is for syncophants only! But methinks there are a lot fewer of those fish in the sea these days, and this ain't the kind of bait that'll bring back Sybil's spurned and abused fans.

New Rims For the Low-Rider?

Now that Sybil has a big-screen tv and expensive tires for the truck, we suggest she outfit her ride to show her high-rollin' status in life by slapping these outrageous rims on the ThugMobile. They're Pimp-o-Licious!

Sybil Gets Served a Dish of Fail

Having driven off her "legion of fans" by constantly shutting down her site in routine fits of pique and failing to convince anyone to shell out $50 and all their personal info just to read her diary, Sybil attempted to build her own community at The Huffington Post. Unfortunately, they're not the typical morons Sybil attracts to her sites, and they're handing her ignorant ass back to her covered in Fail sauce.

Update: Woopsy boopsy! Sybil's deleted her HuffPo account, and we didn't bother to get screencaps, but trust us: they tore her up in there. Instead, how about a nice link to the ever-popular Natty Ice Chat!

Sybil Eats Her Veggies

Yes, she does! With a big tub of calorie-laden dip. For approximately two days a week, after she gets scary test results. She deserves steak, ya know.

What the fucking hell is wrong with her?

Her latest beet video is over the top. In this video, we learned the following "health tips" from Sybil:

1. A 20 lb bag of "enriched" white rice is a health food.

2. Always dump an entire bottle of dressing over beets to eat as your health food.

3. If you have to put butter or mayo on your vegetable to "get them down" that's ok, its the eating of the vegetable that is important.

If these are the lessons in meal planning she's getting from that Nutritionist assigned to her, god save our medical system here in the US.

oh and...

4. She confirmed once again that the bum ONLY eats meat, grease and tortillas.

Sybil Inivites the World to Fuck her and the Bum!

Sybil, whore to end all whoredom, discovers that her wonderful Nevada is a total loser state and invites everyone to fuck her and the bum in their asses to solve the unemployment problem.

Aww, Sybil Wants to Share!

Well, not so much share as "trap any man she can into plundering her flabby positive boo boo hole." Will her fascination with "bug sharing" sites pay off? Will Sybil find the Ugly Latino Top of her dreams? A man who will let her top from the bottom after he rolls her in flour?

Proof That Sybil's a Tater Eater

Sybil's now crowing that having a blood sugar reading of 169 is "very good!" Not sure what chart she's reading, but most on the interweb's medical sites say that's about 100 points above what it should be. Can any diabetics attest to this? Should Sybil have added more chicken stock and salsa to her recent caldron of taters?

Sybil Demands Registration... Again

This may be the longest, most detailed set of requirements Sybil's ever posted. Discuss! And here's some background music to enjoy while you're plowing through all that verbiage.

I certify I am an adult at least 18 years old, or 21 years old if that is the legal standard for viewing adult-only materials in my community.

By registering on this website you agree you are not registering with the malicious intent of engaging in cyber bullying, cyber stalking, and/or defaming or discrediting the webmaster or other members of this website on other public websites. You understand you will be permanently banned from website access should you engage in any form of cyber harassment.

You agree not to download copyrighted photos or text posted in the private areas of this website requiring registration by the webmaster and understand the penalties for copyright infringement. You must ask for permission to use copyrighted material published in the private section of this website, text or photo media.

You also agree that the email address you provided is true and understand your registration will be denied if the email address is found to be invalid.

All messages posted at this site express the views of the author, and do not necessarily reflect the views of the owners and administrators of this site.

By registering at this site you agree not to post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, or that violate any laws. We will permanently ban all users who do so.

I am not accessing this material to use against the website operator, its affiliates or any other person, member or entity in any conceivable manner.

I am not accessing this website with the intention of stalking, threatening, harassing, intimidating or causing harm or abuse in any way to the website operator, its affiliates or any other person, member or entity in any manner.

I will not redistribute this material with the intent to harass, threaten, intimidate, cyber-bully or harm the website operator or its members to anyone or post it elsewhere under an anonymous alias in an effort to defame or discredit the website operator or its members, nor will I permit any minor to see this material, or any other person who might find such material personally offensive.

I will hold the publishers of this website, or anyone associated with this website harmless if I find the materials contained herein offensive.

I believe in the freedom of expression provided for in the Constitution of the United States of America.

I believe that such material does not offend the standards of the community in which I live.

I will not hold the publisher responsible for accessing any links from this website, including unsecured links or links that by-pass any form of security. Entering a link such as that (if it should exist) is at my own risk and is my responsibility.

We reserve the right to remove, edit, or move any messages or registrations for any reason.

My Immune System is Trying to Kill Me.

And you see... unlike Sybil, my cholesterol, glucose and other "lifestyle indicator" tests came back perfectly normal (I am mostly vegetarian). I'm also overweight so being fat doesn't mean you automatically get the fat people diseases, it really is about your lifestyle. Are you eating pigs feet and packaged strawberry cake, or do you eat real food, not just vegetables for 5 days after your test results scare you into it, but on a consistent basis? Sybil's problem is in her perceptions. She prepares the most vile, fatty, disgusting, meat-filled, cuisine constantly and thinks the salsa will save her.

I'm working on my weight because at my age, any extra poundage is painful on my joints, especially now that I've been informed, that like Sybil, I have an immune system disease. No, I'm not the victim of a virus, but right now my body is acting like I am a virus and trying to kill me!

I've been diagnosed with lupus and possibly a combo of rheumatoid arthritis. You should see how swollen my eyes and face are today, it sucks. Goddammit am I thankful for medical marijuana in this state!!!

It's bad enough now that the drugs they have been using to try to slap my immune system down, prednisone, isn't working so great so the next step now are the CHEMOTHERAPY DRUGS. :-(

Plus, I've been attempting to WORK through this whole thing. I can't stay and type on the computer too long because I get vertigo very easy now.

So I am here to tell all of you, as a person with an immune system disease, just like Sybil, life is uncomfortable right now, and unlike Sybil, I can't qualify for any free medical care, so I must take proactive steps to do everything on my end to TRY to help myself, including changing out my diet to get rid of any possible allergenic foods like wheat, corn, milk, eggs. I don't have any control over my immune disease, but I can try, and must try, everything in my power, not missing any possible items that could be enhancing the immune system's response right now.

Sometimes I think it sure would be nice to get to fuck off like Sybil does. Eat what you want!! Do whatever the fuck you want! But when you have to pay for your own healthcare, it's a lot different...

And NO SYMPATHY either, please... :-) It sucks, yes, I'm fucking sick as hell, yes, but I'm not here to complain, I'm actually trying to do something now on my own end with allergenic food removal to HELP MYSELF, I don't need sympathy or pity. :-)

The Quotable Sybil

Just a few gems of love Sybil's scattered our way on SK. Isn't it nice to know she'd be happy to kick you in the face?

Steve Stunning Still Stalking Us!

And as usual, he's not even close. I swear, that flake spends way more time stalking us and invading the chatroom than the does working on his own site.

Also, his feet are starting to go numb. That fool's going to lose his feet because he ignores doctor's orders and gorges on whatever he likes. And of course, when the big chop comes, he'll blame everyone but himself.

Natty Ice Chat

Live Blogging Platform

hey all, i've set up natty ice chat so we can catch up on all the latest with each other. :-)

Who Drove Her Home from the Hospital?

of course the unlicensed BUM drove the low-rider to fetch Sybil from the hospital!
Does anyone here really think Sybil would pay for a cab to and from the hospital?lolz. no fucking way. She puts that damn bum in the drivers seat and lets him drive her home.

The bum loves that damn truck of hers. He wishes he could drive it around all the time. Why the hell did her brother help her buy a mexican low-rider??? did she lie and tell him it was properly set on its wheels?

Pee Photos AGAIN?

We all knew Sybil would post another photo of her magical piss, but we're not posting that. Her kidneys are not celebrities, and oversharing of her urine adventures is not necessary. Instead, please enjoy this lovely bouquet!

Ding Dong... Anybody Home? Nope!

By "popular demand," Sybil added a forum back to her site. But even her syncophants know better than to bother registering because everybody knows she'll blow out the membership rolls as soon as she gets a single unflattering comment. So why bother to post at all? Indeed.

A Troll Story

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Sybil's Kharma is Now Syndicated!

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